There's Footage Of You Running Into The Glass Elevator I'M SO SORRY BUT THAT SHIT SENT ME LAUGHING SO

Hey there, Where do the Oompa Loompas sleep???

Ah, good question! The Oompas Loompas have a very special room within the factory where they sleep, specially designed to resemble their country of origin (minus the Whangdoodles, Snozzwangers and Hornswogglers, of course). While they sleep in shifts, the rest are wide awake concocting new creations, singing and being rather mischievous. They certainly can be a handful..

I just wanna see your bedroom pweaseee mister wonka 😔😢

I normally wouldn't allow my privacy to be intruded on, but since you said please and my room is in order today, I will this once.

Before you ask, the walls are not made of chocolate, they are designed to LOOK like chocolate. Otherwise it would melt and collapse and that would be terrible to wake up to. Haha!

Goodnight!

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You so damn fine to me, lord have mercy

Please Mrs. Beauregard, you're married!

Good morning, early birds!

Rise and shine, tired eyes!

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I'm becoming a bit overwhelmed with the notifications I'm receiving. My asks are totally backed up too. They just don't stop, ha. I'm gonna take a break and check on my Oompa Loompas. Heh...'kay bye.

The most adorable thing in the world.

I'm not feeling so hot today so my Oompa Loompas decided to bring me hot chocolate and cookies in bed. And they've already started dinner. I really don't know what I would do without them! Fortunately, I don't have to find out.

I don't know why you listened to that asker's music link you don't know anything about music!

Oh, Mumbler. You got jokes, hm? So ever-loving help me, if you test me one more time I'll dunk you in a chocolate barrel! And. Hold. You. Under until chocolate is squirting out of every little hole on your body! And I'm not kidding. Hahaha...ah...

Now, where was I? Ah, yes. Answering questions.

Moving right along!

I like your grandma already. ☝️😌

Can you please post the Willy Wonka song you used in the "when your candy sells" meme you made Mr Wonka? Please 😊😊😊

Ah, here it is. Excuse the language.

Benji Ceez & Rich The Kid - Willy Wonka

I hope I'm not bothering you I have a few questions?

1. What's your favorite color?

2. Chocolate or coffee?

3. Why are your eyes purple?

4. Can we see your bedroom? If you don't want us to that's okay lol

5. Have you ever thought about getting married and having kids?

You're not bothering me at all, it's no problem really.

1). My favorite color is either gold or burgundy. Pick either.

2). Chocolate, of course. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of coffee. It stains your teeth and can give you bad breath and anxiety. I don't understand the obsession with it, but to each their own.

3.) My eyes are in fact not purple, they're brown. Rather than color, I believe the purple tint you're seeing is due to reflectiveness, depth and dimension. All that science-y stuff. That's been a topic of confusion for quite some time.

4). I'll have to think about it. I'm not very fond of my privacy being invaded.

5). No, I've never thought about it. The Buckets are like family and my Oompa Loompas are like my children, honestly. I don't think I need anything more than that. I'm very content with the way things are now here at the factory. ☺️