I Hope I'm Not Bothering You I Have A Few Questions?

What's your favorite room in the factory? (Here's mine:

Of course you'd pick the room with sausages. Do you ever get tired of stuffing your face, child?

My favorite room, in fact, happens to be the Chocolate room! Oh wait, no... that's not right. Maybe Dessert Island? Heh. It could be Yankee Doodles. Or not. As you can see, I haven't completely decided as I haven't given it much thought. Every room is special in its own way.

If you could travel anywhere in Europe, where would you travel to?

Hm, I would visit Venice, Italy. I think Italian happens to be one of the most beautifully spoken languages and I've always dreamed of living there when I was a little boy. Not to mention the beautiful architecture, it's all very breathtaking. I'd love to just watch the people travel by boat to their destinations. I wonder how they manage it all?

he didn't actually message you did he?

Yeah, he did. Twice, actually. And I was busy at the time. The issue seemed petty and easily resolvable.

LET US SEE YOUR HANDWRITING PLEASE

But you've already seen my handwriting when I briefly explained how affiliate marketing and networks work.

Throwback to the worst day of my life. ☺️

The most adorable thing in the world.

I'm not feeling so hot today so my Oompa Loompas decided to bring me hot chocolate and cookies in bed. And they've already started dinner. I really don't know what I would do without them! Fortunately, I don't have to find out.

I wanna taste your lips 😘 I know you're sweet like sugarcane 💕💗

Silly girl, if you would like to taste me then you could simply just eat me, I am eatable after all. Though I'm afraid that isn't a bright idea, unless you'd like to speak with the local authorities.

It must've taken you a lot of internal restraint to not slap the shit outta mike all those times he insulted you and your candy and you stayed calm or ignored him (the few times you didn't respond to him)

Mumbler didn't faze me a bit. He was just really annoying and not very smart. Ha!

So your eyes are not purple? I mean that's fine of course, but I liked to think there's some kind of magic behind your eyes.

Oh, well...I'm sorry to disappoint you. But there has always been magic behind these eyes, rest assured, dear! It's how I create all my delicious chocolate, you gotta have the vision and the magic! ☺️

It has four.

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫