Honestly

my fave hoe products

baby wipes - can be used to take makeup off quickly. use before & after sex,easily wipes up boob sweat and is just good for freshening up overall

throat numbing spray -  makes deep throating easier (especially if your gag reflex is bad)

aquaphor - makes lips soft and is good for any rough patches of skin

clear or light pink gloss - super flirty and cute and makes your lips look nice & pouty

salux cloth - exfoliates skin really well and will make your skin soft as fuck. it’s like a loofah but better. it’s also long so you can exfoliate your back as well.

schick intuition razor - it has a little moisturizing bar on the razor so u don’t have to use shaving cream. so moisturizing and makes you smooth as fuck. one of the best razors imo.

dr. bronners peppermint castile soap - literally makes you feel so clean and minty! if u have a vagina do not put this inside of it bc it will throw ur pH way off)

baby oil - put on wet skin to keep moisture in and make you soft af. also good if u wanna put oil on your ass & titties during sex (also be sure not to get this in your vagina bc it will give u a fuckin infection and it also it deteriorates condoms)

perfume oil - lasts longer and is is stronger than perfume (i recommend the “crown perfume” brand)

body butter - thicker than lotion and makes you wayyy softer (heres a diy recipe)

rosewater - smells like rose (obviously) and works good as a toner,setting spray,and makeup “refresher”. works well for all skin types.

aloe vera gel - great under makeup as a moisturizer & primer if you have oily skin. it absorbs fast and prevents wrinkles and makes ur skin look nice & plump. i’ve heard it can be used to shave with as well. (make sure you get the clear one, not the green or blue gel. and make sure there’s no alcohol added)

chlorophyll - basically a body deodorizer, that you take internally. comes in liquid or pill form. it’s a natural remedy for vaginal odor & bad breath. it’ll make you smell better in general though.

bentonite clay/aztec healing clay - detoxes skin and is good for break outs.

My 2020 smells like:

Your flight confirmation is...

You’ve completed your savings goal!

“The tab’s on me.”

“Do you want me to Zelle or CashApp the deposit to you?”

Your order has been shipped.

New loft, who this?

Your trip is in 10 days!

Your balance has been paid in full.

Your autopay enrollment has been completed.

Dubai or Maldives?

Your new credit card is on its way!

Congratulations, your debt has been cleared.

I paid for your half!

Repeat after me sis

“EVERY MAN IS A CHECK!”

Even if it’s a Walmart worker or a ceo.

You can finesse anybody for something.

A blessing is about to happen I just know it will.

What’s your workout routine/ diet. Because that body is goals sis 🤩

💋🌹

Well recently I’ve been on a champagne diet and that’s not good 😆 But I try my best.

Eat raw vegetables at least once a day. No salt, no oil. Cut a bunch of veggies green peppers, celery etc and chew your food properly. You need to chew your food slowly!

There’s sugar in everything: ketchup, sauces etc keep that in mind! And do not drink soda! Soda truly is poison. I understand that it’s close to impossible to get away from the sugary drinks completely. I got hooked on Starbucks green tea matcha latte lol But I’m very careful and only order it every 3-4 days as a dessert.

I fast once a week meaning I only drink water that day. Sometimes if I’m too tired or dizzy while fasting, I’d eat a piece of protein ( e.g. a small piece of chicken breast or a boiled egg).

I’m a professionally trained ballet dancer. I did ballet from the age of 5 till 16. So I’m used to extreme dieting. I attended ballet school where I lived Monday - Friday. They’d weigh us and take measurements every week, sometimes every other day! So I’m very disciplined when it comes to my diet.

I do ballet workouts at home and attend classes/workshops for dancers with a ballet background,like me every other week, sometimes more frequently. I also do reformer Pilates with a personal trainer. And HIIT classes every other week. 100 push ups every day . A lot of stretching.

Typically I don’t eat anything 5 hours before going to bed.

If you need to lose weight, it’s better to concentrate on your diet and then figure out your workout regimen. It’s really quite simply you need to create calorie deficit meaning you need to spend more calories than you consume. It’s always uncomfortable and WILL make you tired and hungry. It’s important not to go crazy with it but there’s no other way and it will be uncomfortable. But doing both diet and working out as you’re actively losing weight is very difficult, and I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s too much. Depends of course how much weight you need to lose.

2025 is:

Baccarat Rouge 540, La Perla lingerie, Chanel No. 5, caviar and oysters, first-class lounges, Soho House memberships, Hermès Birkins, Dior sunglasses, Van Cleef, Cartier, Tiffany, Ritz-Carlton spa days, Nobu dinners, St. Barts holidays, Pilates reformer classes, Montblanc pens, bulletproof coffee mornings, St. Regis afternoon tea, skiing in Aspen, sailing on a Sunseeker yacht, dating men wearing custom-tailored suits, handwritten thank-you notes written with custom stationery by Smythson, interior design consultations, negronis by the fireplace, silk pillowcases, cashmere throws, helicopter rides to the Hamptons, fine art auctions at Sotheby’s, private wine tastings in Napa, chef’s table dining experiences, Le Labo Santal 33, Rolls-Royce chauffeured rides, horseback riding in the English countryside, Ladurée macarons, Rolex watches, a Montauk beach house, Louboutin heels, afternoon reads of The Financial Times, medical-grade skincare routines, investing in blue-chip stocks, attending Paris Fashion Week, tennis matches at Wimbledon, and Courchevel ski chalets.

How to screen your clients in Canada

These are all the methods that I’m aware of on how to screen clients in Canada. If you’ve worked here you’ve probably realized that clients aren’t too keen on giving out personal information but there are still some things you can do to keep yourself safe. If you know of another method, let me know and I will add it to this list! Of course these methods may also be relevant elsewhere.

1) The first thing I do when a client contacts me is google their phone or email or both and see what comes up. I also search their phone number on Facebook. You can also add them to your phone as a contact and find their Instagram/what’s app profile through that. This is how I often find out that I’m getting a fake appointment. I’ve had women and teenage boys contact me and this is how I weed them out. BUT….now that burner numbers are more and more popular this can lead to mix ups. I’ve had clients give me their number and then I search it and it comes up as a woman and I call them out, and they say that’s not them and have sent me alternative methods to prove their identity. Burner numbers get tossed around so much now that the info you find about it online may or may not be the real owner.

2) References

You can ask clients for one or two provider references. I always remind my clients to please ask or give their other provider a heads up that they will be using them, this usually allows for faster communication and also it’s just polite. When you get the contact information from your client, make sure it’s a REAL escort. If you search her email or phone number and nothing comes up, she is a fake reference. If she is a real escort you can send her a message that goes something like this

“Hey there :) just emailing you in regards to Jim, he said that you were a reference of his.

346-737-2222

Jimjohnson76@gmail.com

Thanks!”

It doesn’t have to be fancy or formal but it does have to be polite.

3) Email money transfer

Clients can email money transfer you a deposit or full payment to a discrete email addresss without getting any of your personal information. This also allows you to get their full legal name when you go to accept the transfer. I have two email addresses, one for my escort persona and a second discrete one that married men can send money to that looks like they’re just sending it to a man-bud. If a client wants to pay for their appointment via email money transfer be sure they send it ahead of time. I’ve had clients send transfers that took 1 hour + to get to me. Do not do anything until the money is in your account.

4) Hotel room call

If a client wants to book me for an outcall to their hotel room, which 80% of my appointments are, there is a super easy way to screen them. I often don’t even tell them I’m going to do this until the day of so that they don’t have time to argue. I tell them I want to call them on their hotel room phone to confirm our appointment and I need their full legal name to do so. Once you get it call front desk (from a burner number) and ask to be transferred to whatever room he is in. Front desk will ask for his name, you give it, if it’s correct they will transfer you through and you’re good to go. Usually I just say “hey confirming we’re still on for tonight at X time for Y hours” and tell them I like to hear people’s voices over the phone before we meet, which I do. Often clients give you fake names when they first start speaking to you so to avoid the awkwardness of them admitting that I usually ask “what name is the room under?” As opposed to “what’s your real name?”

5) Ask for a piece of mail with their name on it

Stolen from @bossyprada. If you’re doing an outcall to residence, ask for their name & address as well as a piece of mail with their name and address on it.

6) LinkedIn profile, work profile, Facebook

You can ask for their name and a link to their social media, LinkedIn or work profile. Use with caution as people can make fake accounts. I’ve seen some girls ask for LinkedIn + an email sent to them from their work email or LinkedIn + photo ID. Which brings us to…

7) Review board profile

I don’t really like this method, but often clients will give their review board profile username and you can check their activity on there and decide if you want to see them. Good things are him writing positive reviews, leaving nice comments etc Red flags: he writes critical reviews, complains about escorts et…if you see someone off a review board, be prepared to have a review written about you

Canadian review boards: PERB, CAF, TERB, MERB

8) Photo ID. You’re not going to get this from a lot of guys. I offer it as an option if someone is new and has no references and doesn’t want to send a deposit. I also never travel with a client without a copy of theirs ID and license plate.

9) Gut feeling. I’ve done plenty of calls that were just gut feeling. Rule of thumb, if it feels wrong something is wrong. Trust your gut.

How to stay safe on calls: The best option is to always have someone know where you are. However for most of this isn’t an option, so always let your client think someone knows where you are, even if you’ve seen them a million times. I always text people when I first get to an appointment and then I say “oh sorry I’m being rude, just letting my girlfriend know how long I’ll be here” you can also pretend to be on your phone. You can set your timer on your cellphone to sound like a ringtone and pretend to answer it when you and your clients time is up. There are also “fake a call apps” available for download.

Stay safe everyone! Xox

Women who make fun of other women are by default ugly. Pretty energy doesn’t consist of putting other women down. Gossiping, insulting and starting drama with other women is an ugly trait. Ugly doesn’t have anything to do with looks, it’s how you are in the inside. If you’re a nasty person with a pretty face, your trash personality is going to outweigh your looks. Remember that.