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Guys this is a damn reference blog i will block y'all

Masterlist

There’s not much here, but here ya go! 

P.S.: those without link are currently being written, just in case if you wanted to send in a request that’s already there ^^

Drabbles

–Prompt: “I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me.” (Saeran)

–Drops of Jupiter (Saeyoung / 707 / Seven / Luciel) how many fuckin names do you have

–Prompt: “Take one more step in that direction and I will kill you.” (Vanderwood)

Individual Characters

–Fluffy Jaehee HCs

–Yandere Yoosung to MC being with someone else

–Male MC having shy admiration towards Zen

RFA Members

–RFA with Canadian MC who is immune to cold weathers

–RFA with sick MC

–RFA lets MC with slightly above “meh” skills at cooking in the kitchen

–RFA meets MC for the first time, but a twist: she’s 5′0

–RFA with MC who bonds with V over photography

–RFA with MC who only wears glasses at home

–RFA with MC who shaves her head for charity

RFA+++ (any of the minor trio)

–RFA+V with MC who loses their log book

–RFA+V with waitress MC

–Highschool!AU: RFA+Three Stooges being invited by MC for prom

–RFA+Saeran to mildly insomniac MC

–RFA+Three Stooges rejecting highschooler MC (lolol the request just above…)

–RFA+V+Saeran with MC who leaves cute messages on post-it notes

Selected Characters

–Zen, Jumin and Saeran resuscitate MC

That’s it for now, I’ll add links when I’ve posted the requests :)

Requests are open!

–Yuu

P.S.: If you write a “yuu” pun in your request you are automatically in my priority list for writing lmfao

Thanks to everyone’s help, here’s to a second Vanderweek, a week celebrating Vanderwood, 707’s partner in the agency and dedicated babysitter! To join, create something and tag it with the tag #VanderWeek or mention us at @vanderweek so we can reblog it; or you can submit straight to the blog! This year’s chosen prompts: ☆ Day 1 • Line of Duty • Guardian ☆ Day 2 • Housework • Vacation ☆ Day 3 • Trauma • Shadows ☆ Day 4 • Fashion • Loyalties ☆ Day 5 • Perspectives • Childhood ☆ Day 6 • Habits • Partners ☆ Day 7 • Lessons • Opposites Guidelines/Rules: • This event centers around Vanderwood, so while works that feature other characters are acceptable, Vanderwood must be the focus of the work since he is the focus of this event. • You don’t have to use the prompts/themes if you don’t want to; you’re free to think of your own. • Pairings are welcome, whether romantic or platonic, as long as they include Vanderwood. • Anyone can participate: writers, artists, editors, etc. • Any type of fanwork is accepted: fanfiction, fanart, edits, etc.; anything you can think of, that you have produced, specifically for this event.   ~ If your work borrows the work of others for whatever reason (ex: an edit), please make sure to get permission from the original creator prior to using their work and credit them. • Tag the post with #VanderWeek or mention us at @vanderweek so we can reblog your work!; You can also submit straight to the blog.  ~ Don’t worry if you couldn’t finish on time! We will continue re-blogging your creations 1 - 2 weeks after the event, as long as it is tagged or mentioned when you submit them. • NSFW is allowed and will be tagged. • Multiple AUs are allowed. • No hatred towards other ships/characters/people. If you have any questions, you can message @everything-vanderwood or send an ask to this blog. Enjoy the week!!

Injury angst for writing dummies.

Hospitals and injury are always such a staple of angst fics, but 9 times out of 10 the author has clearly never been in an emergency situation and the scenes always come off as over-dramatized and completely unbelievable. So here’s a crash course on hospital life and emergencies for people who want authenticity. By someone who spends 85% of her time in a hospital. 

Emergency Departments/Ambulances.

Lights and sirens are usually reserved for the actively dying. Unless the person is receiving CPR, having a prolonged seizure or has an obstructed airway, the ambulance is not going to have lights and sirens blaring. I have, however, seen an ambulance throw their lights on just so they can get back to the station faster once. Fuckers made me late for work.

Defibrillators don’t do that. You know, that. People don’t go flying off the bed when they get shocked. But we do scream “CLEAR!!” before we shock the patient. Makes it fun.

A broken limb, surprisingly, is not a high priority for emergency personnel. Not unless said break is open and displaced enough that blood isn’t reaching a limb. And usually when it’s that bad, the person will have other injuries to go with it.

Visitors are not generally allowed to visit a patient who is unstable. Not even family. It’s far more likely that the family will be stuck outside settling in for a good long wait until they get the bad news or the marginally better news. Unless it’s a child. But if you’re writing dying children in your fics for the angst factor, I question you sir. 

Unstable means ‘not quite actively dying, but getting there’. A broken limb, again, is not unstable. Someone who came off their motorbike at 40mph and threw themselves across the bitumen is. 

CPR is rarely successful if someone needs it outside of hospital. And it is hard fucking work. Unless someone nearby is certified in advanced life support, someone who needs CPR is probably halfway down the golden tunnel moving towards the light. 

Emergency personnel ask questions. A lot of questions. So many fucking questions. They don’t just take their next victim and rush off behind the big white doors into the unknown with just a vague ‘WHAT HAPPENED? SHE HIT HER HEAD?? DON’T WORRY SIR!!!’ They’re going to get the sir and ask him so many questions about what happened that he’s going to go cross eyed. And then he’s going to have to repeat it to the doctor. And then the ICU consultant. And the police probably. 

In a trauma situation (aka multiple injuries (aka car accident, motorbike accident, falling off a cliff, falling off a horse, having a piano land on their head idfk you get the idea)) there are a lot of people involved. A lot. I can’t be fucked to go through them all, but there’s at least four doctors, the paramedics, five or six nurses, radiographers, surgeons, ICU consultants, students, and any other specialities that might be needed (midwives, neonatal transport, critical retrieval teams etc etc etc). There ain’t gonna be room to breathe almost when it comes to keeping someone alive.

Emergency departments are a life of their own so you should probably do a bit of research into what might happen to your character if they present there with some kind of illness or injury before you go ahead and scribble it down.

Wards

Nurses run them. No seriously. The patient will see the doctor for five minutes in their day. The nurse will do the rest. Unless the patient codes.

There is never a defibrillator just sitting nearby if a patient codes. 

And we don’t defibrillate every single code. 

If the code does need a defibrillator, they need CPR.

And ICU. 

They shouldn’t be on a ward. 

There are other people who work there too. Physiotherapists will always see patients who need rehab after breaking a limb. Usually legs, because they need to be shown how to use crutches properly.

Wards are separated depending on what the patient’s needs are. Hospitals aren’t separated into ICU, ER and Ward. It’s usually orthopaedic, cardiac, neuro, paediatric, maternity, neonatal ICU, gen surg, short stay surg, geriatric, palliative…figure out where your patient is gonna be. The care they get is different depending on where they are.

ICU.

A patient is only in ICU if they’re at risk of active dying. I swear to god if I see one more broken limb going into ICU in a fic to rank up the angst factor I’m gonna shit. It doesn’t happen. Stop being lazy. 

Tubed patients can be awake. True story. They can communicate too. Usually by writing, since having a dirty great tube down the windpipe tends to impede ones ability to talk. 

The nursing care is 1:1 on an intubated patient. Awake or not, the nurse is not gonna leave that room. No, not even to give your stricken lover a chance to say goodbye in private. There is no privacy. Honestly, that nurse has probably seen it all before anyway. 

ICU isn’t just reserved for intubated patients either. Major surgeries sometimes go here post-op to get intensive care before they’re stepped down. And by major I mean like, grandpa joe is getting his bladder removed because it’s full of cancer. 

Palliative patients and patients who are terminal will not go to ICU. Not unless they became terminally ill after hitting ICU. Usually those ones are unexpected deaths. Someone suffering from a long, slow, gradually life draining illness will probably go to a general ward for end of life care. They don’t need the kind of intensive care an ICU provides because…well..they’re not going to get it??

Operations.

No one gets rushed to theatre for a broken limb. Please stop. They can wait for several days before they get surgery on it. 

Honestly? No one gets ‘rushed’ to theatre at all. Not unless they are, again, actively dying, and surgery is needed to stop them from actively dying. 

Except emergency caesarians. Them babies will always get priority over old mate with the broken hip. A kid stuck in a birth canal and at risk of death by pelvis is a tad more urgent than a gall stone. And the midwives will run. I’ve never seen anyone run as fast as a midwife with a labouring woman on the bed heading to theatres for an emergency caesar.

Surgery doesn’t take as long as you think it does. Repairing a broken limb? Two hours, maybe three tops. Including time spent in recovery. Burst appendix? Half an hour on the table max, maybe an hour in recovery. Caesarian? Forty minutes or so. Major surgeries (organs like kidneys, liver and heart transplants, and major bowel surgeries) take longer. 

You’re never going to see the theatre nurses. Ever. They’re like their own little community of fabled myth who get to come to work in their sweatpants and only deal with unconscious people. It’s the ward nurse who does the pick up and drop offs. 

Anyway there’s probably way, way more that I’m forgetting to add but this is getting too long to keep writing shit. The moral of the story is do some research so you don’t look like an idiot when you’re writing your characters getting injured or having to be in hospital. It’s not Greys Anatomy in the real world and the angst isn’t going to be any more intense just because you’re writing shit like it is. 

Peace up.

In case anyone is having a bad night:

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*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

Threads to Wonderland

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GaxFRC

by ichselbst

It always felt like there was a part missing in you. You always longed for it, dreamed of a magical Wonderland since your childhood in hopes of finding the missing piece of puzzle. There was always the thread flowing through the air, just there out of reach for you. Until one day when you met the rabbit on a party and got kidnapped into a world that was too smiliar from the one in your dreams.

Mystic Messenger meets Alice in Wonderland - AU

Words: 25460, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of The threads that ties me to you

Fandoms: Mystic Messenger (Video Game)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: 707 | Luciel Choi, Saeran Choi, Unknown | Ray (Mystic Messenger), Jaehee Kang, Jumin Han, Zen | Hyun Ryu, Rika (Mystic Messenger), V | Jihyun Kim, Yoosung Kim, Main Character (Mystic Messenger), Elizabeth 3rd (Mystic Messenger)

Relationships: 707 | Luciel Choi/Reader, Saeran Choi/Reader

Additional Tags: Inspired by Alice in Wonderland, AU, Two Shot, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, One-Sided Attraction, Romance, Angst and Feels

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GaxFRC