Whoops~ I Talked About The “5 Minutes” Saeran Would Have In My Headcanon Because Of His Instability

♡ Masterlist ♡

Rules

Headcanons:

RFA + Minor Trio w/ party animal MC. 

RFA + Minor Trio go racing!

RFA + Minor Trio w/ unladylike MC

RFA + Minor Trio w/ MC who is going blind

RFA + Saeran & Vanderwood w/ MC who isn’t good at Korean

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC being hit by a car, but is okay

RFA + Minor Trio react to MC putting herself down & is used to being ignored.

lil’ drabbles:

Vanderwood and MC go camping

Vanderwood & polaroids

vids:

BEYONCE, SWEETIE, I’M SO SORRY.

Vanderwood’s Cooking Show

i really don’t know what to call this one

[last updated 8/1/2017]

Whoops~ I talked about the “5 Minutes” Saeran would have in my headcanon because of his instability and oh god I am so sorry…but I have to draw out my feelings lol. He’s such an interesting character and he doesn’t even have a route yet! I really hope Cheritz will make one for him someday. He needs happiness and we need him! R-Right…? /)/////(\

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Ok, I think I am done. God, I am really sorry for this haha but I love him so much, I just can’t…orz

Thor Ragnarok Gag Reel via torrilla

Shin, Shin! Today is my birthday and my friend painted you and me and I was like omg it's beautiful and I felt loved and... *tries to calm down* *breath in* *breath out* I like you, okay? ;_;

Shin: I’m sure that painting can’t be as beautiful as me can it? I mean it’s highly impossible to recreate something as perfect as me in some painting. However I accept your affection for me.

FREE ART PROGRAMS

So recently I came across a fellow artist who was struggling to find a free art program, and considering dropping the large amount of money for a Photoshop license. I know not everyone can afford such an expensive program, so I’ve compiled a list of programs with no cost to download and use.

Keep in mind all computers are different, so not all will work for everyone. Also, I’ve only ever used Windows, so for the most part, I’m not sure if everything will work for Mac. if in doubt check the website linked.

Photoshop CS2 - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)

FireAlpaca - (Windows and Mac)

Sketchbook Copic Edition - (Windows and Mac)

GIMP - (Windows) (Mac)

Paint tool SAI [cracked]  - (Windows) (Mac)

Paint tool SAI 2 beta - (tumblr post on said program)

iPaint - (Mac)

Paintbrush - (Mac)

Pencil - (Windows, Mac)

Paint.NET - (Windows)

Seashore [still in development, ver 0.5] - (Mac)

ChocoFlop - (Mac)

Inkscape - (Mac and Windows)

ArtRage [Demo] - (Mac and Windows)

OpenCanvas 1.1[must pay for 2.0] - (Windows, not sure about Mac.)

MyPaint - (Windows)

Krita - (Windows)

Vectorian [Supports Animation] - (Windows)

Pixia[Japanese, some English versions] - (Windows)

Asperite - (Windows)

Chasys Draw IES - (Windows)

SmoothDraw - (Windows)

TwistedBrush Open Studio - (Windows)

BOUNS - CTRL+Paint [Great for teaching all kinds of stuff, like how to use digital programs.]

If you know more free programs, please add onto this!

Writing Masterpost (Updated 07/08/17)

★ Fandoms are listed in alphabetical order, fics are listed from oldest to the top, newest to the bottom in each respective category. ★

★ Like what you see? Please consider donating to my [ko-fi] or supporting my [Patreon], I’d really appreciate it! ★

★ I also have an [ao3] account and a [wattpad] account! ★

★ ★ ★ DIABOLIK LOVERS ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Listen to me, Sow – Yuma Mukami x MC —– Hellishly Irresistible – Shu Sakamaki x MC —– Come to Hell with Me – Laito Sakamaki x MC —– You Better Stay Still – Ruki Mukami x MC —– I Can’t Wait to Unwrap You – Laito Sakamaki x MC

–Quick Writes– —– Ayato’s Love Bites (NSFW)

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★ ★ ★ KILLING STALKING ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Do You Want to Suck My Cock, Charlie? – Sangwoo Oh x OC

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★ ★ ★ MYSTIC MESSENGER ★ ★ ★ –Smut– —– Is This What Princesses Like? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– This is for My Pleasure First – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– This Time, it’s My Pleasure – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– I Wish I Was There Right Now – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC —– We Could Have Some Fun – Yoosung Kim x MC —– You Don’t Need to be Nervous With me – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– You’re Gorgeous, Love – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– You’re Releasing an Animal Tonight – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– And I Want Your Blood – Vampire!Jumin Han x MC —– Imagine Me, Werewolf!Zen –  Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– You’re Going to Give Me Your Soul – Demon!Yoosung Kim x MC —– There’s More Potion Where That Came From – Witch!Jaehee Kang x MC —– It Sounds All the Better When You Play it, Love – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Too Bad You Can’t Fuck a Hologram – GHOST!Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC —– I Want You For Dessert – Jumin Han x Jaehee Kang —– This is What Netflix and Chill is, Right? –  Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x Male!MC —– The Camera Doesn’t Make Beauty, it Captures It – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– This Was What You Had Planned? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Shall We Go Back to Bed? – Jumin Han x MC —– Let Me Eat You Until You Can’t Take It – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Try to Stay Quiet – Werewolf!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Just Check Your Messages – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Do You Like How my Bike Vibrates? – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Our Birthday Isn’t Over Yet – Seven(Saeyoung Choi) x MC x Unknown(Saeran Choi) —– I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About, Officer – Police Officer!Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC

–Smut Series– —– One Night Standerwood (Part 1) (Part 2) – Vanderwood x MC

–Fluff– —– As I Love You – V(Jihyun Kim) x MC —– You’re the Most Gorgeous of People – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– There’s My Beautiful Princess’s Smile – Zen(Hyun Ryu) x MC —– Can We Take Your Picture? – No Pairings, V(Jihyun Kim) Focus

–Quick Writes– —– Making Out With Jumin (Smut-ish) —– Jumin and Jaehee Curing a Headache (NSFW) —– Shower Lesson With Jihyun (NSFW) —– Giving Zen Head (NSFW) —– Zen’s Valentine’s Day Cocklate (NSFW) —– Giving Jihyun Head (NSFW) —– Zen’s Happy Trail (NSFW) —– Teasing Unknown (NSFW) —– Vanderwood’s Training (NSFW) —– Blindfolded by Zen (NSFW) —– Yoosung’s Birthday Blowjob (NSFW) —– Maid Seven (NSFW) —– Say Something [Zen] (Angst) —– Blindfolded Zen (NSFW) —– Zen’s Beast (NSFW) —– Walls [Zen] (Angst) —– Butler!Zen (NSFW) —– Werewolf!Zen’s Tease (NSFW)

–SFW Headcanons– —– Job Switch (RFA + V) —– Favorite Card/Board games (RFA + V + Unknown) —– As Songs from Wicked (RFA) —– Getting into a Fight (Zen) —– Reacting to the Death of MC (RFA)

–NSFW Headcanons– —– First Time with Male!MC (RFA + V + Unknown + Vanderwood) —– Shy MC Hinting at Sex (RFA)

–Vanderweek 2017– —– Day 1: Memories —– Day 2: Vanderwood Route —– Day 3: Romance (NSFW) —– Day 4: Hobbies —– Day 5: Conflict

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★ ★ ★ UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA ★ ★ ★ –Quick Writes– —– Cuddling with Natsuki (Fluff)

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★ ★ ★ VOLTAGE INC ★ ★ ★ ★ Scandal in the Spotlight ★ –Smut– —– The Best Birthday Present of All – Kyohei Rikudoh x MC

–SFW Headcanons– —– Steamy Collab with Idol!MC (Kyohei)

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A summary of how people die (and don't) in swordfights

This is a really good article about how quickly people actually die from cuts and punctures inflicted by swords and knives.  However, it’s really really long and I figured that since I was summarizing for my own benefit I’d share it for anyone else who is writing fiction that involves hacking and slashing your villain(s) to death.  If you want the nitty gritty of the hows and whys of this, you can find it at the original source.

…even in the case of mortal wounds, pain may not reach levels of magnitude sufficient to incapacitate a determined swordsman.

Causes of death from stabs and cuts:

massive bleeding (exsanguination) - most common

air in the bloodstream (air embolism)

suffocation (asphyxia)

air in the chest cavity (pneumothorax)

infection

Stabbing vs cutting:

Stabbing someone actually takes very little force if you don’t hit bone or hard cartilage.

The most important factor in the ease of stabbing is the velocity of the blade at impact with the skin, followed by the sharpness of the blade.

Stabbing wounds tend to close after the weapon is withdrawn.

Stabbing wounds to muscles are not typically very damaging.  Damage increases with the width of the blade.

Cutting wounds are typically deepest at the site of initial impact and get shallower as force is transferred from the initial swing to pushing and pressing.

Cutting wounds have a huge number of factors that dictate how deep they are and how easily they damage someone: skill, radial velocity, mass of the blade, and the size of the initial impact.

Cutting wounds along the grain of musculature are not typically very damaging but cutting wounds across the grain can incapacitate.

Arteries vs veins:

Severed veins have almost zero blood pressure and sometimes even negative pressure.  They do not spurt but major veins can suck air in causing an air embolism.

Cutting or puncturing a vein is usually not fatal.

Severed arteries have high blood pressure.  The larger arteries do spurt and can often cause death due to exsanguination.

Body parts as targets:

Severing a jugular vein in the neck causes an air embolism and will make the victim collapse after one or two gasps for air.

Severing a carotid artery in the neck cuts off the blood supply to the brain but the victim may be conscious for up to thirty seconds.

Stabbing or cutting the neck also causes the victim to aspirate blood that causes asphyxiation and death.

Severing a major abdominal artery or vein would cause immediate collapse, but this takes a fairly heavy blade and a significant amount of effort because they are situated near the spine.

Abdominal wounds that only impact the organs can cause death but they do not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the interior of the upper arm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing an artery in the palm side of the forearm causes exsanguination and death but does not immediately incapacitate.

Severing the femoral artery at a point just above and behind the knee is the best location.  Higher up the leg it is too well protected to easily hit.  This disables and will eventually kill the victim but does not immediately incapacitate.

Cutting across the muscles of the forearm can immediately end the opponent’s ability to hold their weapon.

Cutting across the palm side of the wrist causes immediate loss of ability to hold a weapon.

Stab wounds to the arm do not significantly impact the ability to wield a weapon or use it.

Cuts and stab wounds to the front and back of the legs generally do not do enough muscle damage to cause total loss of use of that leg.

Bone anywhere in the body can bend or otherwise disfigure a blade.

The brain can be stabbed fairly easily through the eyes, the temples, and the sinuses.  

Stabs to the brain are more often not incapacitating.

The lungs as targets:

Slicing into the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  This also requires either luck to get between the ribs or a great deal of force to penetrate the ribs.

Stabbing the lung stops that lung from functioning, but the other lung continues to function normally.  It is significantly easier to stab between ribs than to slice.

It is possible to stab the victim from the side and pass through both lungs with an adequate length blade.  It is very unlikely that this will happen with a slicing hit.

“Death caused solely by pneumothorax is generally a slow process, occurring as much as several hours after the wound is inflicted.”

Lung punctures also typically involve the lung filling with blood, but this is a slow process.

The heart as a target:

I’m just going to quote this paragraph outright with a few omissions and formatting changes for clarity because it’s chock-full of good info:

…[stabbing] wounds to the heart the location, depth of penetration, blade width, and the presence or absence of cutting edges are important factors influencing a wounded duelist’s ability to continue a combat.

Large cuts that transect the heart may be expected to result in swift incapacitation…

…stab wounds, similar to those that might be inflicted by a thrust with a sword with a narrow, pointed blade may leave a mortally wounded victim capable of surprisingly athletic endeavors. 

Essentially, the heart can temporarily seal itself well enough to keep pressure up for a little while if it’s a simple stab.  The arteries around the heart, while they are smaller and harder to hit, actually cause incapacitation much more quickly.

《I’m not innocent》.

AO3 fic masterlist

Here’s a masterlist of all of my AO3 fics!

I’ll sort them by rating, but I’ll add other details too~

Last updated: June 5th 2017

Rating: General Audiences

Blanket Fort - Saeyoung x MC/Reader, but that’s in the background. You show Saeran how to make a blanket fort, and start telling stories in it.

Valentine’s Day Gift - Saeran x Reader. You get your boyfriend a Valentine’s gift, and he gets you a better (and cuter) one in return.

Rating: Teen and up audiences

Critical Hit - A multi-chaptered Saeyoung/707 x MC/Reader fic. Based after the secret endings, and has developing relationships between Saeyoung and MC with Saeran as he’s in hospital. Unfinished.

For your safety - Angsty 707 x MC/Reader oneshot based on one of 707′s bad endings. Completed, as it is a oneshot.

Welcome - No prevalent relationship, but the main characters are Reader/MC and Unknown. Oneshot with the events leading up to the prologue bad ending. Also, It’s the first part of my In The Unknown series on there.

True Happiness - Multi-chaptered fic on the developing relationship between Unknown and MC/Reader at Mint Eye, with her being his assistant. Sequel to Welcome. Unfinished.

Caring - Saeran x Reader oneshot, basically summarised as Saeran looking after reader in the morning following a ‘busy night’ together.

“I don’t know!” - Oneshot. Poor Saeran having a panic attack post-secret endings…

Chores - Saeyoung’s mess being a risk to everyone’s health, Saeran and MC try to tidy up. Oneshot.

Papa’s Girl - Fourth part of my In The Unknown series, where Saeran and MC/Reader now have a daughter together. Unfinished. On a temporary hiatus.

The Art of Saeran Choi - MC is an artist and makes something for Saeran. It in turn makes him want to take up doing some art, with MC’s help. Unfinished, and most likely will be updated on a whim.

No use crying over spilled ice cream…? - Unknown/Saeran x Reader fic. The two of you get into some ice cream based situations… Oneshot.

Cuddling - MC/Reader x 707/Saeyoung, and some unrequited love from Saeran for MC/Reader. You and Saeyoung are watching a film together, and Saeran wants to join in. Oneshot.

Exhaustion - Jumin X MC/Reader. Jumin ends up working himself to the point that he collapses from exhaustion, so you have to look after him. Unfinished.

VFA: Vampire Fundraising Association…? - Mystic Messenger Vampire AU. MC is bitten by somebody at the RFA party, and turns into a vampire… then they discover that the rest of the RFA are vampires too. No determined ships yet. Unfinished.

The Drawing - This was a gift for a friend, in which Saeran (as Unknown) is trying to find out what MC was keeping hidden from him. Oneshot.

Zen’s Gifts - Zen x MC. Zen decides to get MC some gifts due to their one year anniversary approaching! Oneshot.

Bad Party Ending - MC doesn’t feel as though she fits in with the RFA, and gets an invitation from a mysterious person at the party. Oneshot.

A hacker’s investigation - Zen x MC/Zen x 707 x MC. Fic from post-Zen route, from 707′s point of view as he tries to find out the identity of the hacker. Unfinished.

Little Hana Kim - Yoosung x MC. Yoosung adapting to being a father with MC! Unfinished.

Beckoning of a Siren - Siren Zen AU. Zen x MC. The RFA go on holiday celebrating the success of the recent party… But MC keeps getting into trouble due to a rumour surrounding a Siren known as ‘Zen’.

A guy in glasses - Saeran/Unknown x MC/Reader. Saeran has an incident with his contact lenses.

The world in reverse - Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader. Mystic Messenger role-swap AU.

Fear of Biting - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader. Everything about your relationship had been fine up to the point where Saeyoung started avoiding you. When you and even Saeran began to worry about him, Saeran makes a discovery about what is bothering his brother. You are a human, Saeyoung is a vampire.

Rating: Mature

A Snowy Angel - Jumin x MC/Reader fic, based just after Jumin’s Christmas episode ending. Completed. A sequel is in planning.

To Finish His Work… - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader, alternate take on his route. Vanderwood kidnaps MC to make 707 get his work finished. Oneshot.

Somebody New - Zen x OC/Reader (named Hyemi Han). Without being aware of it, one of Jumin’s half-siblings attends an RFA party… Unfinished.

Absence - Yoosung x MC/Reader. MC is one of Yoosung’s classmates, and happens to live a few floors below Rika’s apartment. On a day where MC asks for Yoosung to escort her home due to feeling as though she was being followed, a strange app downloads on her phone… Based on prologue bad ending. Unfinished.

Providing Support - Saeyoung/707 x MC/Reader. Something bad happens when MC and Saeyoung are out, leaving Saeran stuck in the difficult position of being the supporter and not the supported. Unfinished.

Senses - V x MC/Reader. You and V become friends following your first RFA party, but a few weeks later, he turned blind. V wants you to help him adjust to life without sight. Unfinished

Recovery - Saeran x Reader. You have to go to therapy, and at one point, a man called Saeran used to do the same. But why did he stop going? Was he safe…? Alive….? Unfinished. Fic on temporary hiatus.

Turning Them - Saeran/Unknown x MC/Reader. You are the only human member of the RFA. Everyone else is a vampire, except Saeran - he isn’t a fully-fledged vampire yet. Somebody has plans to do with that… And all for the sake of bringing the RFA to paradise.

Rating: Explicit

Confessions - V x MC/Reader. V escorts you back to Rika’s apartment after the RFA party, and makes a surprising confession. Oneshot.

Companions - Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader. 3rd part of In the Unknown series. MC is not just Saeran’s assistant now - she’s his girlfriend. The Saviour seems to approve… at first. Completed. My most popular fic to date!

Provoke Him - Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader AND 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader. After MC goes off with the hacker, 707 is desperate to bring her back. But after the discovery over just who the hacker is… He makes a drastic decision leading to a surprising change in affiliations. Completed.

Sleepless Night - Saeran x Reader/MC. After you said that you’ll be there for him at any time, Saeran asks for you late at night. The following consequences are surprising yet nice for you… Not so good for Saeyoung’s car though.

Together - Unknown/Saeran x Reader. The two of you are members of Mint Eye, and are known as a close to unstoppable pair. But the Saviour involves you both in the absorption of the RFA into Mint Eye… And Saeran needs reassurance that you won’t fall for his twin in the process. Unfinished.

Taken, and losing the will for freedom - Unknown/Saeran x MC/reader. MC is going home after a night out when she is asked for directions by a stranger. The next day, she is asked to find somebody at the exact same address… Unfinished.

Ignorance Isn’t Bliss - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader and Unknown/Saeran x MC/Reader (though it isn’t a polyamorous relationship). After Saeyoung had ignored you for days, you had enough. You ask for Saeran to take you back to Rika’s apartment. Completed.

Punishment for escape - Unknown/Saeran x Reader. You try to escape when you are meant to be his assistant… So he punishes you in response.

Fangs aren’t just for biting - Saeran/Unknown x MC/Reader. Saeran invites you around to the bunker for the day, saying that he couldn’t go outside to visit whilst it was during the day. You weren’t expecting to make the discovery that Saeran - and the RFA - were vampires in a very out of the ordinary love confession.

Bitten by Twins - 707/Saeyoung x MC/Reader x Saeran/Unknown. You’re a human living with two vampires - the Choi twins, for that matter. To stay with them, you have to let them feed off your blood… But when you are no longer needed for that, what do they do? They bite you.