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Good Omens AUs fic recs

Because I can and also so I can go back to this list whenever I feel like reading something real good. I guarantee, all of these are certified gold.

Slow show by Mia_ugly - Human AU/Stars AU. Crowley is a troubled but talented actor who just got a role in a new TV show after his fall from grace- and it would all be great, if he wasn’t falling madly in love with his co-star. Crowley is a mess, but a loving and tender one. I really appreciated the way Aziraphale was written- a very realistic and soft depiction of a person stuck in the closet

Anthophilia by FortinbrasFTW - Human AU/Flowershop AU. Crowley is a florist, Aziraphale a used books store owner who just moved next to his shop- but they’ve met before, and Crowley had never forgotten him. A classic. Beautiful characterization. The almost instinctive love and understanding between the two of them, the way they know each other without even needing to talk- it’s lovely to read.

Pray for us, Icarus by Atalan - Human AU (sort of). Crowley reincarnates as a human with no memories of who he used to be. Aziraphale finds him again and again in each new life. A classic. Heartbreaking in all the best ways. Really no way to explain how this one pulls at your heartstrings.

I found a way (a way to make you smile) -by curtaincall - Human AU/The Office AU (yes, really). Crowley isn’t particularly fond of his job in sales, nor the general insanity of working alongside people like Gabriel or Hastur- but goddamnit if the incompetent, cute receptionist doesn’t make it all worthwhile. Too bad the office’s policy bans relationships. Sweet, adorable, we love a pinning Crowley and an awkwardly flirty Aziraphale. The “impossible” love between the two of them mirrors the book in a sort of lighthearted but very real way. It fits very well.

Mutual Aid by regencysnuffboxes - Human AU. “Ezra Fell is running a struggling radical bookshop in a rapidly gentrifying Soho. Crowley is a member of an anarchist group fighting the rising tide of fascism in their corner of the world.” Can’t explain how much I love this one- we stan an antifa Crowley unapologetically beating up nazis. There’s a part where Crowley kinda teases Ezra for not being far-left enough that killed me

Potter Omens by Sadaf - Harry Potter AU. Aziraphale and Crowley are new students at Hogwarts, and learn to deal with their own prejudices, their fears, their identities- and more than that, their growing affection for each other. This one spans their 7 years of Hogwarts - From enemies, to tentative friends, to inseparable life partners (seriously, they fall for each other so hard in this). The author really knows how to write the confusing but wonderful feelings of being a queer teen in love.

Snakes and stones (never broke my bones) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee- Human AU/College AU. “No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist.” Sweet, funny, a shorty but goody. I recommend this is you ever have a bad day. Crowley and Aziraphale are weirdos, but weirdos who fit perfectly together, and love each other fiercely and absolutely.

Passive aggressive bouquets by SusieBoo- Human AU/Flowershop AU. “Aziraphale’s job at the flower shop is normally dull, until he gets a new regular customer who has some very odd, very specific requests.” Crowley is ridiculous in this and I love him. Also lots of flower language used in all the worst ways, which is delightful

Thy Kingdom Come by ShanaStoryteller - King of Hell!Crowley AU. Crowley is just following orders. That unfortunately means he ends up becoming the king of Hell after Falling. A really strange and heartbreaking read- especially Crowley’s relationship with Adam. It’s a lot of angst -you WILL shed tears- but also a beautiful and positive ending. 

Slytherin vaguely downwards by SavioBriion - Harry Potter AU. Crowley is Hogwarts’ resident potion master ; Aziraphale is the new DADA teacher. Crowley really, really, really tries to dislike him. It doesn’t work.  I can’t recommend this one enough–Crowley’s failed, ridiculous attempts at messing with Aziraphale are hilarious, and their weird middle-aged awkward flirting and falling with each other is strangely romantic

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Hiii ilysm you're amazing :) Do you have any fic rec lists for fluffy bodyswaps or fake relationships thanks i hope i'm not wasting your time have an excellent day

ASDFASDF NONNY. I LOVE BODY SWAP FICS OKAY. I just wish there were more of them out there!

Here’s what I have:

Johnlock Body Swap by @tali-zora - When Sherlock switches John’s body, he can’t stop touching himself because GIANT JUNK. NSFW Obviously.

Inexplicable by emmagrant01 (E) - So what was in that matchbox, anyway? John and Sherlock find out, the hard way.

Supernova by buttcat (M) - John wakes up in Sherlock’s body. He’s a little too enthusiastic about it.

Plus, Alexxphoenix42 has a list here!

As for fake relationships, I’m working on another list right now, but for now you can check out Alexx’s list here, @johnandsherlocks’ got one here and a few on my tropes list here!

I love these tropes so much, and if you have one please add the story to my list!!

Star Factory!

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I am the dumbest person i have ever met. For real.

Accidentally i ended up in a polygamous relationship. You're sure to wonder how that works. Very easily. First i was in a relationship with my little crush. Had argued. Didn't know what i was about. He had not answered for several months. I've heard that he has a new girlfriend. I thought, good ok. Some time later i started to build a relationship with my big crush. Then he answered again. It was not over by his side. That with the new girlfriend was not true. Now I feel bad. The two are also friends. I'm lucky they do not talk about this. On the one hand, i don't want to break the heart of the one. On the other hand, i don't want to break that with the other one before it starts. I've been thinking about a polygamous relationship before. But they wouldn't have agreed to that because they didn't understand it and didn't want to understand it. I want to be honest with them. But how? I wouldn't only lose a partner but also a friend. Both mean so much to me and i've known them for a long time. What shall i do now? Sry this will be the first testpost of mine 😅

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