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Hey. Some of you may already saw my posts. I wanted to ask you for a little help, because I can’t manage on my own right now.

My health is not letting me work right now. I have asthma attacks almost every day. and I may have SM like my mom. I also take medication for my clinical depression, ocd and allergy. Right now i don’t have money to buy meds. I’m 2 months behind with my bills. I don’t know what to do. All my meds:

I was deregistered from the labor office because they wanted me to take a job 40km from my place where there’s no bus from my village or any transportation and the job was in the archive when there’s dust and It’s impossible for me to work because of my asthma. Because of that I now don’t have insurance for 6 months and I had to pay 100% for all my meds and for medical visits. So it’s even worse that before. I have a proof of that, you can translate it in google:

Please if you can spare even a dollar, it would be amazing. Or just reblog if you can’t donate anything. I need at least $500.

Paypal: monicakil@mail.com

(YOU CAN USE ANY CURRENCY YOU WANT! PAYPAL WILL CHANGE IT FOR ME)

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock fandom reblog this now

everything will be explained later

Could you do another piratelock list please? Either AUs, or Sherlock and John getting captured on a ship somehow or something ;) thanks!

Hey friend, okay, here’s some ship and pirate stuff …

Piratelock & Ships (the seafaring kind ;)

OutOn The Rocks by HarleyMischief, 24 k, mature. John is a mermanforcefully captured and brought aboard the ship of Captain Sherlock Holmes.

AFurther Sea by i_ship_an_armada, ShinySherlock, 125 k, explicit.Here be a tale of adventure for both body and soul, but beware if ye be not ofstout heart, for this be piratelock, ya savvy?  (Locked to AO3.)

Captain’sPet by Endellion, 26 k, explicit. Non-con warnings. Captain John Watson is apirate after serving in His Majesty’s Naval force. He comes across a kidnappedSherlock Holmes on another pirate ship and takes him for his own. (Locked toAO3.)

Glimpseof Gold by TheOtherMaddHatter, 86 k, teen. Captain SherlockHolmes lives life on the open sea, bound to no one, and loved in secret bysomeone who could never hope to reach him. But Pirates are often drawn in by aGlimpse of Gold and flashes of innocence. Rarely are they ever one in the same.

This Weather by quixoticlie, 12 k, explicit.John Watson thought he led a pretty nice life, until one day, he’s kidnappedand taken aboard a pirate ship.

StolenNight by janto321(FaceofMer), 1 k, explicit. Sherlock is a pirate, John is a soldier. All theirnights together are stolen.

CaptainRedbeard bygrimmfairy, 3 k, not rated. John Watson is a ship’s doctor on a Navy ship.Sherlock is a feared and respected pirate that attack’s John’s ship. Inexchange for letting John’s ship go free, John’s captain offers him up as ahostage and Sherlock accepts.

Seas of Love and Revengebythatawkwardfriend, 20 k, teen. John Watson is taken captive on a pirate ship.And not just by any pirate: the legendary Captain Sherlock Holmes.

Out in the Water by MojoFlower, 3 k,explicit. Shameless merman/pirate porn, y'all. 

Odd Birds by lockedin221b, 6 k, explicit. (Mythical AU.) Ships avoid a certain passage where strange singing affects the crew. Sherlock has always been unaffected until a new voice joins the choir, a male voice

What I want from you by emmahogany, 1 k,teen. He was the best. His deep baritone sounds lured every soul he wanted intothe water. No one could resist him. Man, woman, child. They were doomed when hedecided they were his. Doomed from the second he started his song.

On the High Seas. by Meowzalot, 78 k,explicit. Pirate Johnlock AU. Sherlock is a pirate captain. He overtakes theship John was on.

Pirate’s Treasure by Endellion. 11 k,explicit. Sherlock Holmes is a pirate Captain, John Watson is Admiral of theKing’s Navy. Sherlock kidnaps John after a battle on the open seas. (Locked toAO3.)

The Heart of a Pirate by StarlightAndFireflies,65 k, teen. Lieutenant John Watson, first mate on one of the greatest ships ofthe line in British Royal Navy history, has never seen a pirate in person. Thatis, until one strange, foggy night, when a mysterious ship attacks.

The Captain And TheDoctor by Random_Nexus,1 k, mature. The captain and the ship’s doctor negotiating tea. Srsly, I kidyou not. (Locked to AO3.)

Over FathomsDeep by bittergreens. WIP, explicit. Historical AU. AristocratSherlock and sailor John meet on a long sea voyage. Sherlock is so shy andawkward, and John a golden ray of light bouncing into his life. How sweet isthis budding relationship!

executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

Hey, Steph! Hope you're doing alright. I was just wondering if you had any Johnlock Vampire!AU fic recs? Maybe where Sherlock turns and John has to figure it out with him.

Hi Lovely!! 

Ahh, I’ve actually answered this before here, and I don’t have very many. Alexx has a few on this list here otherwise!

Here’s what I got for you!

An Acquired Taste by kinklock (E, 31,059 w. || Vampires AU || Vampire Sherlock, Misunderstandings, Bat!Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Humour, Magical Realism, Fluff and Angst, Blood Drinking, Holmes Family, Slow Burn) – At Montague Street when Sherlock was forced to sate his body’s needs, he was at least able to wander about the flat as much as he pleased.At Baker Street, it was mini-bags in a mini-fridge and bedroom confinement.

Stranger at the Gate by bendingsignpost (E, 85,190w. || Vampire Sherlock, Dub Con, Hypnotism, Vampire Sex, Vampire Puberty) – As far as initiation rites go, kidnapping a human doctor from a defended town ought to seem extreme. When James Moriarty offers him the challenge, Sherlock never considers saying no. {{have not read this one yet, so read at your own discretion}}

Bleed Me Out by antietamfalls (E, 87,987 w. || Vampire AU || Bonding, Vampire Sherlock, Fluff & Angst, H/C, John Whump, Magical Realism) – John isn’t exactly surprised to discover that Sherlock isn’t human. His vampirism doesn’t pose a problem, even when their relationship gradually grows into something more. That is, until a deadly revelation about John’s blood sends their lives spinning dangerously out of control.

A Study in Black by Reapersun (webcomic, completed)

Feel free to add your own lists or fics, all <3

THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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