Executive Dysfunction Is Telling Yourself For Two And A Half Hours That You Need To Shower Bc You Smell

Would love to see a animation about the ineffable husbands dancing to L-O-V-E from Nat King Cole 😖 but unfortunately i can neither draw nor animate 😫💔

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Get some food and water

Get up and stretch

Do the work you have been putting off

Do the laundry or wash the dishes or something. You’ll thank me later

Take a walk. Go work out. Go for a bike ride.

Do you have homework to do? Do it!

Start your day

Take your makeup off. Put on some comfortable clothes.

Is it late? Go to bed.

Happy scrolling 😀

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So I found a site that does a subscription box for your period- it sends you basics like hygiene products, pain medication as well as snacks and pampering stuff to make you feel good, 

but the best thing is they have a specialty boxes, like vegan or kosher only snacks but also 

they specifically offer boxes for menstruating guys and nb folks. 

which is pretty darn cool.

it’s called bonjourjolie and I think it’s 1000% awesome tbh 

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[kind of partner to this]

I am the dumbest person i have ever met. For real.

Accidentally i ended up in a polygamous relationship. You're sure to wonder how that works. Very easily. First i was in a relationship with my little crush. Had argued. Didn't know what i was about. He had not answered for several months. I've heard that he has a new girlfriend. I thought, good ok. Some time later i started to build a relationship with my big crush. Then he answered again. It was not over by his side. That with the new girlfriend was not true. Now I feel bad. The two are also friends. I'm lucky they do not talk about this. On the one hand, i don't want to break the heart of the one. On the other hand, i don't want to break that with the other one before it starts. I've been thinking about a polygamous relationship before. But they wouldn't have agreed to that because they didn't understand it and didn't want to understand it. I want to be honest with them. But how? I wouldn't only lose a partner but also a friend. Both mean so much to me and i've known them for a long time. What shall i do now? Sry this will be the first testpost of mine 😅

A new bachelor has moved to Pelican Town! Meet  Aziraphale, the angelic dessert-loving doctor!

Features:

Play as four gender-variable Farmer Crowley presets - or romance Aziraphale with your own custom character. You decide! 

Live ineffably-ever-after when you date and marry a literal angel. You can even make an Effort and raise children together.

Aziraphale has his own unique dialogue, gift tastes, disposition, and schedule. Even better: he’s made out of genuine husband material.

The clinic has a new tartan look.

No star-crossed apocalyptic mayhem to worry about! Framed as mortal AU Omens, Aziraphale’s events and cut scenes are sure to please anyone who appreciates fluff and happy endings.

More to love: Aziraphale has seasonal outfits AND an adorably embarrassing aerobics ensemble.

Requirements:

Stardew Valley - 1.3 for PC, Mac, Linux, or Android

SMAPI - 2.11.3

Content Patcher - 1.9.2

Kisekae - 2.1.2

If you’ve never modded Stardew Valley before, don’t worry! It’s easy. For detailed help, visit the wiki here. 

Please check the readme installation instructions in order to enable all the features of this mod. While the majority of features will work automatically, a few files need to be manually placed in order for your gameplay experience to be as ineffable as possible!

Note: This mod swaps out Doctor Harvey for Aziraphale, but fear not, Harvey fans! By default, Harvey will still be available in all non-Crowley save files.

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Papyrus has something to say

hey, any smut/explicit fic recs? If you still do them. Thank you in advance

Hey Nonny!

LOL are you looking for anything in particular? I rec a lot of E-rated fics and have a tonne of them so you’ll have to be more specific, LOL. I AM making a new PWP list so that will be up soon if you’re looking for PWP :P Otherwise, here’s what I have posted so far under my “Kinks and Smut” subheading:

PWP / Smut

Toplock / Bottomlock

Johnlock Body Swap

Trapped and/or Dirty Talk

Sherlock’s Military Kink

Praise Kink

Psychology or Classic Conditioning 

Threesomes 

Morning Sex (Short Fics) 

Rimming 

Food Sex 

Lingerie / Undergarments (Sexy Fics) 

Bottomlock (April 2019)