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Can you imagine Sherlock handing out Halloween candy, though? Scoffing at all the kids’ costumes, deducing their parents right there on the doorstep, being like “yes, by all means, take that Snickers bar, I’ve heard anaphylactic shock is terribly pleasant—no, you idiot, put it back, you’re allergic to peanuts! Don’t you people teach your children anything?!” He’d limit everyone to one piece of candy and list off all the statistics he knows concerning childhood obesity.

But then a little girl would show up in a pirate costume and point her little plastic sword at him and say as fiercely as she can, “Arrr matey, hand over yer treasure!” And Sherlock would just stand there for a minute, his eyes narrowed slightly as he looks her over, and then he’d just dump all the candy in her bag, and she’d giggle and throw her arms around him and squeeze as tight as she could, and then he’d show her the proper way to brandish a sword and tell her she’d better practice for next year. Then she’d go on her way, and Sherlock would turn back to go inside and find John sitting on the stairs, watching him with the fondest expression, and Sherlock would just mutter, “Shut up” and sweep by him while John chuckles.

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Hullo!! :) Do you have a list of really sexy fics? 🙀 Could you recommend some?

anonymous  asked: What’s the sexiest Johnlock Smut you got? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

AHHHH Lovelies…. please please PLEASE don’t hate me because “sexy” to me means probably something completely different to everyone else… “sexy” is such a personal thing to everyone individually, and I know people don’t like the same things I do. And to me there’s nothing sexier than lingerie XD (and intelligence, but I like boys in lingerie, and I have fics for those LOL) and I’ve been dying to post them and I know no one is ever going to ask me for them, LOL.

In case that’s not your bag, you can also check out these fic lists:

PWP / Smut

Toplock / Bottomlock

Johnlock Body Swap

Trapped and/or Dirty Talk

Sherlock’s Military Kink

Praise Kink

Psychology or Classic Conditioning

Threesomes

Morning Sex (Short Fics)

Rimming

Food Sex

Love y’all! If anyone has any others they can add, PLEASE DO. This includes Red Pants fics and Lingerie of any kind on them :P

LINGERIE / UNDERGARMENTS

See also: My Lingerielock tag which has nice headcanons under it :D

A Study in Lace by KarlyAnne (E, 2,320 w. || Est. Rel., Crafty Sherlock, Tiny Lace Panties / Lingerie, Domestics, Experiments, Oral, Masturbation) – “Why do you suppose he was doing that?” “Why do I suppose who was doing what?” “The room. The lace. The secrecy. He was playing with fire in everything he did, and didn’t care one bit. But he had a secret chamber, carefully concealed, solely for the purpose of making lace lingerie. Obviously for personal use. Why?“ Part 1 of The Unintentional Crafts of Sherlock Holmes

Your love it feels so good by Hotaru_Tomoe (E, 2,843 w. || Gay Club / Gay Bar, Lingerie, Stripping, Anal) – Sherlock is last at a quiz night and is forced by Anderson to perform in a gay stripclub. John must be with him, because he will have to record the performance. Sherlock takes the task very seriously. Part 20 of The English job

Happy anniversary by Salambo06 (E, 3,772 w. || Est. Rel., Vulnerable Sherlock, Wedding Anniversary, Anal, Texting, Lingerie) – John inhaled deeply, feeling his cock pulse under the silk gown, and he let his eyes travel on the lean body in front of him. Sherlock was kneeling on the bed, their bed, and the picture had been taken so John could perfectly see his bare chest and pelvis. But what mattered most, what made John harden rather quickly, was the pair of panties Sherlock was wearing in the picture. Black, string over each hip and laces that outlined Sherlock’s erect cock barely hidden under the soft underwear.

Lingerie by Sexxica (E, 4,135 w. || Valentine’s Day, Lingerie / Women’s Underwear, Mildly Public Masturbation, Picture Texting / Sexting, Bottomlock, Body Worship, Anal Sex / Fingering, Rimming, Orgasm Delay / Denial, Est. Rel.) – It’s Valentines Day and Sherlock is taking John to Angelo’s for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of women’s underwear under his clothes. There’s no dessert at Angelo’s because John needs to get Sherlock home just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.

Linger by queenoftrivia (E, 4,908 w. || Lingerielock, Fluff and Smut, BJ / HJ, Bottomlock, Dirty Talk) – Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.

All the Flavours, Cherry and More by cwb (E, 6,274 w. || Est. Rel., Lip Gloss, Lingerie, Birthday Presents, Insecure Sherlock) – Sherlock feels a blush rising to touch his cheeks, more sensual than uncomfortable now that he knows John isn’t disgusted by him. No, John is responding exactly the way he had hoped.

Take My Breath Away by Quesarasara (E, 14,240 w. || Emotional H/C, Angst & Fluff, Toplock, Smut, Lingerie) – Sherlock opens his eyes and looks at his friend—his best friend—and slowly tips his chin down until his forehead rests softly against John’s. They stay that way for a long moment, lips just a whisper apart, warm puffs of air mingling as each of them struggles to breathe. It’s no wonder they ended up here, really, locked in this breathless moment balanced on the cusp of something new. They’ve spent years taking each other’s breath away…

31_Days_of_Porn_Challenge_2017 Series by distantstarlight (E, 96,540 w. across 31 stories || Prompt Ficlets, Assorted Kinks, PWP) – A collection in response to the 31 Days of Porn Challenge issued by AtlinMerrik! Thanks for doing that because this has been buttload of fun (that joke never gets old). All stories will be brief stand-alone one-shots.

The Wedding Garments by cwb (E, 105,390 w. || Alternate Future AU || Alternate First Meeting, Dating / Arranged Marriages, Romance, First Kiss/Time, Heavy Petting, Cuddles, POV Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn / Falling in Love / Dev. Rel., Nervous/Anxious Sherlock, Jealous/Cranky, Hiking, Vacation Homes / Honeymoon, Sherlock’s Family, Horny John/Sherlock, Patient John, Massages, Hand Jobs, Assassination Plots, Hand Jobs / Oral Sex, Case Fic, Emotional Love Making, Bath Time Fun) – This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It’s 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn’t need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

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Papyrus: Here are two pictures. One of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump. Can you tell which is which?

Sans: *pointing at a picture* that one is the dump

Papyrus: THEY’RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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Just a random thought but what if Maze from Lucifer and River from Doctor Who get to know each other?

Star Factory!