thoughtsofagremlin

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I see this side eye at least twice a week because I have a Situation with a Bitch (yes I’m talking about a horse)

MIND HONSE..........

This is a really good thread.

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

“cory booker is not actually accomplishing anything” I need you to stop being a pessimistic hag every second of ur life. u can be disillusioned. u can wish there was more done already. but this is SOMETHING!! he has broken the longest senate speech record and has been standing up for americans (and against a fascist racist oligarchy) for over 25 hours straight. hundreds of millions have and are watching him. HE is the news cycle. he is reading democratic and republican testimonies alike. people are hearing him, whether they chose to or are forced to!!!!!!! will it solve all our problems? no. but it is a Spark that will hopefully catch flame

i wanna talk about this shot

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Men are always a little bit billable. To me.

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

I actually love hearing about reformed people's stories. I love hearing about people who were in toxic communities or people who used to objectively be dickheads talking about how they got out of that. How they made themselves better.

I hate how most people's initial reaction to stories like that are things like:

"How could you have ever done those things?!" "Oh my god, you believed those things?!" "Well it doesn't un-do the harm you did!"

People incessantly advocate for change but then refuse to allow people who have changed the grace of being acknowledged and given opportunities and chances.

I love hearing about ex-antis talking about how they don't spend their days being angry and sending death threats anymore.

I love hearing about ex-homophobes who realized there's no magic law about what is "natural."

I love reformed bullies talking about how they made amends with their victims and spend their days being considerate of others.

You can't scream about wanting people to change but then expect them to spend the rest of their lives stuck in the past and on who they used to be. You can't expect people to spend the entire rest of their lives grovelling and apologizing and demeaning themselves.

Instead of clinging to who they were, latch onto who they are.

Ask how they got out of it. Commend them on changing. Enjoy that there's one less cause of harm in the world.

I'll get several notes in a short amount of time and go "wow this post is really blowing up huh" and then I'll check the post and it'll have 6 notes

Original comic by Rasenth

People who still follow me from a while ago frighten me. Like this train long ago left the tracks, idk why you’re still onboard

That is infinitely funnier than my actual username, continue as you were

@thoughtsofagremlin I will be honest now, I had believed for way too long that your username was 'thought-sofa-gremlin' and my only opinion about it was: "huh, what an interesting string of words"

i'm sorry

where do you get these thoughts from? fagocytosis?

And what is that? The disease you have?

*sigh of the long suffering*

Alright, here we go.

Keeps getting back on despite getting injuries and cracked helmets multiple times.

Can get Very Expensive Very Fast

Requires constant maintenance

Someone always has a story of how someone they knew died that way

Surprised to see someone of the opposite gender doing their activity

Also weirdly into someone of the opposite gender doing their activity

Commonly mislabeled personality-wise (Horse girls tend to be down to earth, bikers tend to be silly, etc.)

Somewhat high chances of death

Once you have one you want more

Adrenaline junkies

Biker boys and horse girls are the same genre of people and if anyone reblogs I’ll elaborate

Sometimes a trio is you, your practically-sibling, and her boyfriend-who-doesn’t-know-he’s-her-boyfriend

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

"I don't want to read this" is totally valid.

"This is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't want to read this because it is disgusting to me" is totally valid.

"I don't think anyone should be allowed to read or write this because it is disgusting to me" is authoritarian.

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

https://secured.heritage.org/the-heritage-doge-survey/

civic duty

Before you were anything, you were a mother.

When the universe began it was you, and the earth was the first of your children. The seas, the skies, everything that walked the earth was your precious offspring. Humanity, however, were the children you were closest with, made in your own image.

The earth could not remain young forever, and as it grew it began to become too much for you to handle on your own. And so, like every god must, you collected followers. Humans who would take responsibility to do your work. In exchange you promised to reward them, giving them whatever they desired.

Children, however, are imperfect, and humanity is no exception. When promised whatever they want selfishness begins to take over, and time and time again that selfishness has stung. For every three steps forward your followers took to helping you maintain the earth, they took one step back with their selfish wishes. Eventually it felt like a chore, to reward them. It no longer felt like a gift to your children but a betrayal of them. Still, a promise is a promise.

When your next follower came forth to receive their gift, you were already prepared for the worst. They had suffered greatly, and those who suffer greatly have the most pain to inflict back on the world. It comes as a surprise, however, when they instead ask for the warmth of a parent’s embrace.

When you wrap your arms around your follower, this broken child whose only desire is to be loved, you begin to remember. You begin to remember that while humans can be selfish and broken they are still your children who wish for guidance and love. You remember that your followers are still young in the eyes of the universe, and do not know how to not be creatures focused on themselves. You remember and you forgive, and you remind yourself and the earth that you are the mother of everything.

Before you were anything, you were a mother, and a mother you shall stay until the end of time.

You are a patron deity that physically appears before your followers in order to reward them for loyal service. Usually, they like to fulfill their darkest desires, so you’re completely caught off guard when one of them asks to feel "the embrace of a parent."

There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance

Excuse me while I get sad .

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!