Thoughtsofagremlin - A Gay Gremlin

Bakugou, tapping an interviewer’s mic: Hi yes is this on?

Bakugou: I just wanted to tell all of you that I am very gay and love my boyfriend very much so leave me alone.

Kaminari: Bakugou has favorites

Mina: Proof?

Kaminari: Kirishima yelled at him and lived

Mina: Yeah but he has bf privileges

Kaminari: He let Sero off the hook for the same thing we did last week

Mina: Sero also pulls stuff less often. Face it. You’re just jealous he confessed to his bf first.

Kaminari: *crying* Why did I wait so long?

Shoji: My hoodies always go missing

Tokoyami: I’m not the only one who steals them.

Midoriya: You and Iida always have giant hoodies that are soft so everyone just raids your closets

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

A conversation between my friends:

Person A: *eating m&ms*

Person B: hey! I called the m&ms in your mouth!

Midoriya: I’m no longer allowed to make friends

Uraraka: What happened?

Midoriya: I overshared like an idiot

Aizawa: I’m concerned for you Bakugou. You don’t have many friends.

Bakugou: You’re right. I have 4 idiots.

Aizawa: *sigh* why do I even try?

Girl who doesn’t think a jock is cool and ends up with him is OUT. Lesbian who knocks a jock down a few pegs is IN.

(bonus if everyone ships them but they’re just solidarity)

(extra bonus if she’s a bigger jock than he is)

Kaminari: And that is why schools need to take neurodivergent students into account.

The Mcdonalds lady giving him his nuggets: Sir are you ok?