Loving Star Wars Is A Curse And Perhaps A Mental Illness Of Some Kind

it’s been three whole entire years

WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

cunt dooku

Idk I'm stuck on "sithballs"

fanfiction and wishful thinking aside- is Maul canonically asexual? Post chop? my limited research told me that libido greatly diminishes once the sithballs are gone

if anyone has any headcanons feel free to chime in

Star Wars could have been great, but nope, George Lucas decided to not have not even a single Alien species that are just Sentient Dinosaurs. Literally just that, Dinosaurs. Star Wars could be fixed with Dinosaurs

All apps MUST give me at LEAST 24 hours notice before changing ANYTHING in appearance, organization, or function. I am so serious please I can't take this anymore

rex stood like a slut and had one line of dialogue but he slayed the house down

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

george lucas couldn’t do it

Someone please put Obi-Wan in one of those "I am Kenough" shirts ASAP