Ok does anyone else hate when you do something and a completely unrelated part of your body hurts? Like:
Me, sitting watching a movie: *cough*
Me: *sneeze* good god I hate this cold
Me: *sneezes AND coughs at the same time aggressively *
Me: WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I PULLED A MUSCLE IN MY SHOULDER????
Or
Me: *walking normally*
Me: *clutches my chest*
Friend: omg are you ok??
Me: what, do your lungs not randomly feel like you’ve been stabbed?
Friend: ummm NO!!?!?!?
Me: huh. Whoopsie
What do you mean I might not be able to have kids? What do I do either the diaries I wrote for my daughter when I was 11? What do I tell the child I've always imagined? That's not fair
Well, I finally found out the unidentifiable feeling in my chest every time I see some booktoker post about their version of fanfic.
Reblogging so I can see if anything is added
writing a peter parker in gotham fic wasn’t on my to-do list but frankly there wasn’t anything on my to-do list anyway
All the reblogs are just. So Good.
america's sweetheart olympian 🥇
The kids are chaotic and with no idea how they ended up in this situation Talia and Lois did a Wife Swap. Which is very entertaining as Talia canonically have beef with the Superfamily.
Alfred: Going morning Mrs. Lane, apologies that Master Bruce and the kids can not greet you right now. They are training.
Lois: What do you mean training? It's 6 AM.....
Clark: Good morning....Talia.
Talia: Good morning Kent. Though we don't get along I apologize for interrupting your training session.
Clark: Training session? It's 6 AM in the morning.
Talia: Judging by your comment I assume the children are still asleep?
Clark: Yes....because it's 6 AM.
Lois: Does everyone always argue with each other every minute?
Batfamily: We're not arguing!
Lois: Yes you are, my family tends to talk things out calmly.
Jason: We're not arguing it's called playful banter
Lois: Sure....
Jon: Why are you dressed like that?
Talia: Dressed like what?
Kon: Dressed so fancy... we're going to do farm work.
Talia: I am aware of that. This is my farm work attire. Thank you very much.
Clark, Kon and Jon: ......
Lois: Sooooo what do you and Talia do together?
Bruce: Sometimes we like to sit beside each other reading a book in silence.
Lois: ......
Bruce: .......
Lois: Oh! You're serious!
Kon: I was thinking of getting a nose piercing but mom and dads disapprove or whatever
Talia: I reccomend a nose piercing. They are really cute and I have one.
Kon: Coolll
Clark: TALIA STOP TRYING TO INFLUENCE MY CHILD
Lois to the Batfamily: I've always thought that you guys are dysfunctional but looking at it up close makes me realize you are far beyond that.
All healed up Jason who just decides to move back into Wayne manor, and he suddenly takes up his role similar to a 1950’s Housewife with a weapons arsenal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jason in the morning dropping his brothers off to school: I made Lunch you better fucking eat it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ jason in a floral apron making cookies?? Bruce just thinks he’s hallucinating for the first week because that cannot be his murder son
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he doesn’t even tell anyone he’s back. He just snuck in and took up residence in the kitchen at 1am, making pancakes until the morning
Tim, who only knew Jason through stories and rumours and snuck down the stairs for midnight coffee: who the fuck is that??
I had a vision
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
This is such an important post
i don't really understand why you would be pro-zoo. like i understand nature reserves and sanctuaries where people can observe from afar, but it doesn't seem right to me when they're locked up in generally small confined areas for people to watch them do nothing all day. idk maybe i'm getting this wrong, and i still really respect you, i just don't understand this. like i interned at a zoo and felt uncomfortable with how small their living areas were and how they had no stimulation
Zoos don’t look like this anymore.
They look like this:
Good zoos do not keep their animals in “tiny spaces” with no enrichment. I’m not pro-roadside zoo. I’m pro-accredited zoo. Zoos are incredibly important for conservation and education.
Are Zoos Necessary?
The Importance of Zoos: Resource Post
Why Zoos and Aquariums Matter: Assessing the Impact of a Visit to a Zoo or Aquarium
Why I Want to be a Keeper
Why I Believe in Zoos