Things I'm Certain Have Happened During Patrol In Gotham City...

Things I'm certain have happened during patrol in Gotham City...

Tim forgetting to mute his commlink while swinging through a Starbucks drive thru.

Bruce brooding on a gargoyle while Jason and Dick start loudly sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better' across the rooftops behind him.

The neverending game of Rooftop Tag that Dick started when he was 10 and has continued since.

All the batkids getting distracted by the K9 units at crime scenes.

Jason screaming "Yeet!" while throwing Tim or Damian off a rooftop. Dick has tried yelling at him that that is not how we treat little brothers.

One of the batkids will start singing 🎶 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, no don't be suspicious 🎶 to see how many will join in. It's usually two or more.

Bruce hearing an explosion and automatically assuming it was Jason and Jay yelling over the comms, "I'm not even on that side of town!"

Damian getting distracted by a litter of alley cats and demanding Bruce help him take them to Selina before they return home.

It's not uncommon to hear "Do it for the vine!" yelled from Gotham's skyline. After so many times, Bruce had to ask Tim what Vine was.

Duke thinking this Bat gig was going to be super serious only to end up really confused when he hears Dick and Jason arguing over the comms whether or not tacos are better than chimichangas, both yelling at him when he gets too scared to weigh in on the opinion.

During a stakeout: Bruce always demands silence over the comms but it's been a long night and they're all hungry and tired. Steph asking, "Anyone up for pancakes after this, raise your hand." And after a few seconds, "Okay, Oracle, how many of us want pancakes?" And Oracle quietly says, "Everyone except Bruce. He wants omelets."

The neverending game of tag having to be given extra rules after Damian found out Dick was getting help from Oracle and called him out, "Extra eyes is cheating, Grayson!"

Jason handing out lollipops to the street kids down on Crime Alley.

Bruce threatening to bench Dick after Jason dared him to do a backflip off the top of Wayne Tower even though "I could have totally landed that, B!"

All the batkids racing across the rooftops screaming "Parkour!" to see who could do the most outrageous stunt. So far Cass has remained the winner each time.

Hide and Seek where Bruce is unknowingly the seeker. First one spotted has to buy breakfast.

Tim and Jason keeping a running score of who takes out the most baddies and arguing over who won because, "It doesn't count if they faint in fear, Red!"

Bruce sighing and wondering why he ever thought it was a good idea to become a parent.

You’ll never guess who I’m thinking about rn

Bonus:

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1 year ago

real conversation from the manga

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1 year ago

@apokoshit

Same Energy

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1 year ago

Every Autistic Person Watching This Episode Of Dungeon Meshi:

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

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5 years ago

Have I tell you that I love this precious boi so much?

Ten reasons to ADORE Haikyuus’s GIANT ASS PILE OF MOCHI better known as KAGEYAMA TOBIO

I wrote this as motivation for those of you who don’t know what to watch next, and to relate to those of you that have already watched. Regardless of who you are, welcome to my first ever fangirl rant. I hope you enjoy.

1. He’s emits a cool yet grumpy kind of aura, like most stereotypical bitchy anime guys *cough cough* sasuke, but you know what makes him different? Sure he knows how to be angry and cocky, but did you expect him to know how to blush, cry, and fanboy too? To put it simply, he’s an intense guy, with intense emotions, and him being soft, is fucking everything.

Ten Reasons To ADORE Haikyuus’s GIANT ASS PILE OF MOCHI Better Known As KAGEYAMA TOBIO

2. He’s mature yet immature cause he picks fights with the protagonist all the time, but then again he is the only one on his team that couldn’t give a shit about their “sexy” manager (other than tsukishima). Not to be hateful, I just don’t see the big deal. But ya know, anime logic.

3. He’s a genius that knows nearly everything when it comes to volleyball, and yet he has failing grades in his classes and gets giddy over his senpais, or himself and hinata, pulling off intricate plays/techniques (this is one of the many scenarios in which he blushes).

4. He’s lazy af when he’s not playing or practicing volleyball and you know it because he’s always napping in vehicles and in class (probably why he has failing grades).

5. The only thing he loves as much as volleyball is food, and the excitement he gets when he’s about to eat along with the faces he makes while he’s eating as well as the fuckin way in which he eats is one of the cutest things in existence.

6. He acts super intense on the court, so when he gets intimidated it’s cute as fuck and it usually takes place in the form of mumbling, brow quivering, or unresponsiveness.

7. When he is being intense it’s not nearly as adorable, it’s just hot. And no matter what the reason may be for him pulling his “I’m gonna beat the shit out of you” face, or for staring at you like a horrific doll, or for flashing a devious little koro sensei smile at you, I think we can all infer from this (or from three seasons worth of kaegeyama fluff in others’ cases) that it’s the cherry on top, and a juicy one at that.

8. He’s super awkward when it comes to aspects of socializing which is why he’s not “popular” at all. It’s so cute how lonely he is off court. He can’t give compliments, he can’t properly respond to them no matter who they’re from, and he can’t give a heart felt smile to anyone without looking creepy.

9. Regardless of the fact that he’s a nonsocial athlete it’s likely that he cares the most about his appearance amongst all of them. I mean, he’s the only one that files his nails before practice and unlike, nearly everyone else, he has more than four outfits. Now wouldn’t you just love a fashionable kageyama? I know I would.

10. He had the best and most prominent character development. He went from a cocky dictator to the striving setter that trusts his teammates and works to better himself. He can finally look at his teammates as people he counts on and wants to make proud, not just useless pawns who reside in his court space. To put it simply, he has a family now, and he’s one of 13, more like 12 if you ask me but, I don’t think I need to be naming names.