Most Horrifying Thing I Experienced Today Is That When I Looked Up From Doing My Computer Science Worksheet,

One thing I was eager to watch again when Glass Onion came out was the glass scene between Miles and Duke, and it did not disappoint. In theaters, I was so sure that Duke picked up the glass, so I figured that they showed us that the first time around before revealing that’s not what happened, but no. They trick the shit out of the audience the EXACT same way they trick the characters. They just tell you that you saw something different and you believe it without question. It’s so brilliant and I just got goosebumps watching it over again and realizing how easily I had been manipulated. I love these movies.

rough night

So I ran out of room

Things I'm certain have happened during patrol in Gotham City...

Tim forgetting to mute his commlink while swinging through a Starbucks drive thru.

Bruce brooding on a gargoyle while Jason and Dick start loudly sing 'Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better' across the rooftops behind him.

The neverending game of Rooftop Tag that Dick started when he was 10 and has continued since.

All the batkids getting distracted by the K9 units at crime scenes.

Jason screaming "Yeet!" while throwing Tim or Damian off a rooftop. Dick has tried yelling at him that that is not how we treat little brothers.

One of the batkids will start singing 🎶 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious, no don't be suspicious 🎶 to see how many will join in. It's usually two or more.

Bruce hearing an explosion and automatically assuming it was Jason and Jay yelling over the comms, "I'm not even on that side of town!"

Damian getting distracted by a litter of alley cats and demanding Bruce help him take them to Selina before they return home.

It's not uncommon to hear "Do it for the vine!" yelled from Gotham's skyline. After so many times, Bruce had to ask Tim what Vine was.

Duke thinking this Bat gig was going to be super serious only to end up really confused when he hears Dick and Jason arguing over the comms whether or not tacos are better than chimichangas, both yelling at him when he gets too scared to weigh in on the opinion.

During a stakeout: Bruce always demands silence over the comms but it's been a long night and they're all hungry and tired. Steph asking, "Anyone up for pancakes after this, raise your hand." And after a few seconds, "Okay, Oracle, how many of us want pancakes?" And Oracle quietly says, "Everyone except Bruce. He wants omelets."

The neverending game of tag having to be given extra rules after Damian found out Dick was getting help from Oracle and called him out, "Extra eyes is cheating, Grayson!"

Jason handing out lollipops to the street kids down on Crime Alley.

Bruce threatening to bench Dick after Jason dared him to do a backflip off the top of Wayne Tower even though "I could have totally landed that, B!"

All the batkids racing across the rooftops screaming "Parkour!" to see who could do the most outrageous stunt. So far Cass has remained the winner each time.

Hide and Seek where Bruce is unknowingly the seeker. First one spotted has to buy breakfast.

Tim and Jason keeping a running score of who takes out the most baddies and arguing over who won because, "It doesn't count if they faint in fear, Red!"

Bruce sighing and wondering why he ever thought it was a good idea to become a parent.

help my fictional boyfriend came to life and he’s trying to kill me

FOUL 💀💀

I ACTUALLY CANT BREATHE WHAY KIND OF CONSTIPATION IS THIS

Says the person who wanted to take 75% of the shares and dissed engineers 😐

@thrilleddragon broke off our kl drift truce because she refused to split the money with me 💔

“we won.”

I apologize in advance for the person I will become after addmath paper