This Is The First Time I Am Not Confident That I Will Get An A For Pendidikan Islam

real conversation from the manga

Veterans

Alhamdulilah sk wasnt hard 🔥🔥🔥

@apokoshit yea, no

remember that time in the Injustice movie when Batman broke into the actual White House to yell at the President of the United States for kidnapping Clark’s parents?

ive uploaded this video 50 million fucking times

Quarantine made me bored so I decided to play Persona 3 Portable. Immediately got addicted to it.

I was waiting for Takenaka’s appearance to post this! but I refuse to believe Tome hasn’t Rick Rolled him on accident at least once

(Edit: Part 2 for everyone who thinks Tome would do it on purpose)

Ur mom

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

Cyno: I think I have ligma

Tighnari: What’s ligma?

Cyno: LIGMA BALLS!!! So basically, let me explain. Ligma isn’t a real disease or a real word but it sounds like one. So it’s like an easy way to get someone to ask “what’s ligma” because it sounds like you have a disease or illness. So then when someone asks you say “ligma balls” (which phonetically sounds like “lick my balls”) it’s easy to lure someone into a funny joke and then it insinuates that they want to lick YOUR balls. So this is pretty hilarious on a multitude of levels. Firstly, (obviously) the other person doesn’t want to lick your balls, so it’s funny that you made them say something which demonstrates their desire to lick your balls when they in fact do not want to lick your balls. Secondly, it’s onomatopoeic, almost an onomatopoeic pun, so it’s pretty funny that “ligma” is phonetically interchangeable with “lick my”, at least in an certain accents. It may be difficult to achieve the same result with different accents, as some accents will hard pronounce the “ck” whereas others will omit the “ck” into a “g” sound, taking slang and cultural pronunciations into account, resulting in “ligma” instead of “lick my”. This makes it easy to fool those who are used to “g” pronunciations as a replacement for the “ck” plosive, or other variances. Do you get it?