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Discord is…..Oh Discord my beloved

COME GET YER MANS @chemzee

My charts are extremely scientific

Bending the sound of drums

the closet of humor opens

hammering their doors

the crowd awakens

to see their one

their glorious maker

Jeff has come

rejoice in the awoken

Bye bye Tumblr Live! Now that @staff has come to their senses and ended their little circus act it's time for a real clown to make a comeback!

Hi! I am Jeff and I tell bad jokes. It's been a while (:

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

More sketchdumps!

10/10 I love him I love him I love him

Rate Cross' costume on a scale from 1 to 10

Soundbite is very terrified. Truly a nightmare. The slimy bastard had it coming, probably.

OMG ITS PERFECT YESSSS

RIP Jeremiah Cross, you will be missed.

Oh yeah? *Wizardifies your radio host*

The lads on a hillside somewhere

Garreth: Oh cool look, a dragon in the distance!

Sebastian: Oh wow! *smiles*

Leander: Amazing!

Amit: Goodness me!

Everett: Woah!

Dragon: *flying through the sky, towards them*

Garreth: ...

Sebastian: *narrows his eyes*

Leander: (??)

Amit: Erm..

Everett: *starts slowly standing*

Ominis: Why's everyone gone so quiet?

Garreth: Does it look like it's getting closer?

Dragon: *suddenly speeds up and roars as it approaches them*

Sebastian: FUCKING HELL!!!

Garreth: *SCREAMS*

Leander: *HOLLERS*

Amit: *YELLS* OH MY GOD!!

Everett: *CRYING*

Ominis: W-WHAT THE F-

(They all scramble to their feet, Sebastian throwing Ominis over his shoulder as they start running for their lives)

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Not just any self-insert can get his ass beat by absolutely anyone. That’s why we love Cross!