It's Always Ok To Bully Children

coffee or tea?

I probably won’t color this one, because the thought of it makes me want to jump out a window but have it anyways

Jeremiah Cross and Soundbite

Ominis: *orders food fluently in parseltongue to impress MC*

McDonald's drive-thru employee: ...What??

MC: What do I get?

Sebastian: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

MC: Ooh, check, check, and check, not sure about that last one.

Sebastian: It won’t be you.

MC I’ll get my coat.

Rookwood: You're too late! You'll never stop me now!

MC: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you with the powers of:

Natsai: Friendship!

Poppy: Harmony!

Sebastian: Incredible violence!

Amit: And love!

Professor Black: *to students* I’m your headmaster. What I say goes!

Professor Weasley: ...through me for final approval.

Professor Black: Through professor Weasley for final approval

Poppy: *sitting outside a cafe, enjoying coffee and a newspaper*  Highwind: *sitting at her feet people-watching*

*A thud against the other side of the window they’re sitting beside makes them both look up*

MC, inside the cafe with both palms flat against the window and her face too close to the glass: CAN I PET YOUR HYPPOGRYFF?

Sebastian: Look we all have a role in this team:

Sebastian: I come up with dumb ideas,

Sebastian: Ominis tells me why they won’t work,

Sebastian: MC convinces me to do them anyway.

HAHAHA YESSSS TERRORIZE THE LITTLE FLORIDA MAN

I love putting Cross in situations and one of those situations is somehow turning him into a horror rpg protagonist

Background (because they're neat to me)

+ Reference Image

MC saves the Sallows

When The Lads aren’t around, you still have The Lads Diet. And they’re pretty cool too.

Love how these characters stuck around. Especially Apis, because any character Brittany Karbowski touches is fantastic.

She also voices the Going Merry, fun fact. At least I thought it was fun.

gender is a competition and i'm losing on purpose. i read the handbook and diligently wrote down every single rule violation i could perform. i even invented new ones

🎵 On the eighth day of Cross-mas, some weirdo gave to me~

Eight flippers slapping~

Seven toms a-peeping~

Six fits of laughter~

FIIIIVE KUNG FU SEEEEEALS!~

Four matching shirts~ Three “expies”~

Two Unluckies~

And your favorite BROB~