It's Stupid That Bread Goes Bad So Fast. Bread Should Last Ten Million Years On Your Countertop. You

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I DONT THINK MY HAMILCOOKIES HAVE EVER SEEN THE LIGHT OF TUMBLR

Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”

The OG bestieeeeeeeees back in the living world. Having a night out, plotting a murder. Normal weekend stuff, ya know

Decided to post some Hazbin art because it's practically the only thing that's been on my mind for the past few months. I have SO much stuff still squirrelled away in my files y'all would not believe

Individual versions of them under the cut cuz I really like how they turned out 😗

Reblogs are appreciated❤️

Entramos a una función donde no hay nadie....somos las únicas dos personas aquí, que miedo :]

honestly every book/series in the riordanverse would be so much better with Alabaster in it

pjo? He’s an antagonist! Put him with Ethan and he’ll fit right in

Hoo? Put him in that one scene with Hecate and Hazel! Lamia already said Gaia wanted him dead so it’s perfect

Toa? He bullies Apollo in Dark prophecy, becomes best buddies with Lityerses, gets offered a place at the Waystation but ends up choosing to live with Claymore instead (character development opportunity!)

KC? He can do magic! Have him get adopted by Bast for a bit it’ll be great

Mcga? He can do magic! Have him bond with Hearth while they cry over their dead siblings!

Tsats? He literally has a spell that can send a monster to Tartarus and they cannot return after he uses it. It’s. Perfect. (He’s also 100% queer so he fits right in)

cotg? Make him an antagonist! He’s doing some shit for his mom and decides to fuck over Percy and co for shits and giggles

wottg? Richard Riordan. You have called this book ‘Wrath of the Triple Goddess.’ You have explicitly stated that Hecate will be in it. If you do not at least mention Alabaster I swear to every single deity…

no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed

me, staring down ao3: ok i’m desperate for fic about this pairing but like… how desperate

ive got silly disease. if you try to have a serious conversation with me im sorry i WILL make weird noises and perhaps other such tomfoolery

¡Qué lindo!

Im sorry I do this to every fandom im in