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LOL, ahora que lo pienso en todos lados veo bastante que la persona a veces menciona algo cómo "oh sí, ni siquiera es mi país de hecho" (yo incluido) y es bastante divertido e interesante como la diferencia es abismal

ok another poll because im curious again

Te puedes llevar las sobras???? Cómo, cómo lo haces? Vas a un restaurante y ahí mismo lo pides para llevar?

Las reglas son muy útiles, suena educado y divertido

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

!!!!! Cute!!!!

this is so cute and hilarious

Mother and son

today in discord @redislonely told me about AU where Alastor's mom was a killer with him, and i said AND THEY WENT TO HELL TOGETHER and this is how all these things appeared lol

She moved in the hotel without asking anyone

She embarrases Alastor in front of the hotel gang

she makes him lunches (lunch: bodyparts of some random sinner she killed in a cute lunchbox that leaks blood)

She doesn't understand the concept of qpr, and thinks that Alastor and Rosie are dating

Angel tried to make jokes about Alastor's mom and it didn't end well

Lucifer flirts with her just to piss off Alastor

No sabía que lo necesitaba hasta que lo ví

DON'T TOUCH MY TOWN‼️

Hallo! 🥺

The OG bestieeeeeeeees back in the living world. Having a night out, plotting a murder. Normal weekend stuff, ya know

Decided to post some Hazbin art because it's practically the only thing that's been on my mind for the past few months. I have SO much stuff still squirrelled away in my files y'all would not believe

Individual versions of them under the cut cuz I really like how they turned out 😗

Reblogs are appreciated❤️

All those moving fanarts of Alastor discovering asexuality are very sweet and cool, but let’s not kid ourselves you guys, let’s not kid ourselves.

A little bonus:

DIOOOOOS!

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.