Lestercore

this is so cute and hilarious

Mother and son

today in discord @redislonely told me about AU where Alastor's mom was a killer with him, and i said AND THEY WENT TO HELL TOGETHER and this is how all these things appeared lol

She moved in the hotel without asking anyone

She embarrases Alastor in front of the hotel gang

she makes him lunches (lunch: bodyparts of some random sinner she killed in a cute lunchbox that leaks blood)

She doesn't understand the concept of qpr, and thinks that Alastor and Rosie are dating

Angel tried to make jokes about Alastor's mom and it didn't end well

Lucifer flirts with her just to piss off Alastor

Te puedes llevar las sobras???? Cómo, cómo lo haces? Vas a un restaurante y ahí mismo lo pides para llevar?

Las reglas son muy útiles, suena educado y divertido

Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”

If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.

LOOOK!!!! I met THAYNE because I went to watch Hamilton live for the first time!!! IM SO HAPPY THERES ANOTHER PERSON THAT ADMIRES THAYNE AND IS A BIG FAN!!!!!!!!! HE SPOKE SPANISH TO ME- OMG I WAS SO HAPPY!!!

WOOOOOO😍😍😍HES SO KIND IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUU (i love when he speaks spanish sm)

Kinda crazy how speaking English is almost a form of literacy without which your access to the relevant scientific and sociopolitical conversations of our time is seriously limited.... Thank God I started reading yaoi fanfiction on American websites at age 14

Lucifer found out Husk likes to perform magic tricks 🍎🃏

The Underworld is one emotional trainwreck after another

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

My screenshots of the Lafayette graphic novel bc I love it sm

okey, i find pretty cute how he looks dead...

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