"Come On. Let's Find The Dumbass Twins"

“god, i hate your face right now.”

Brahms: *struggling to swim even with floaties on*

Y/N: I’d save him, but who am I to play God?

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

Danny: I meant to ask you, because you just kinda did the voice. Was that crab that goes "FUCKYOURFATHER, FUCKYOURFATHER," was that FROM something or was that just randomly generated?

Arin: Nah I just made it up.

Danny: I love you. I love your fucking brain.

HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

Ṱ̵̠ͨ̌ͮͧ͐ͯ̇̌̚H̢̘̖̦͙̦ͤ͡E̼͐ͮ͆̓ͅN̸̙̱ͨ͌̚̕ ͌͏̳̙̹͉͖S̢̱ͬ̋ͫ̔́T͈͉͚͎̘̮̐ͦ̓͛̽͠Ẹ̷̣̠̠̖̥̯̝ͩ͐̓ͤ͌ͪ̚P̢̯̰̻̯͑ͪ̅̿̚ ̶͍̺͂̾͑ͫI̶̠͇̦̍̂̈́ͤ̏̆̓̂͢ͅN̨̨̟̲̞̖̟ͪ̀͒ͣ̆̑͑̇̕ͅT̛̰̥͕̰͓̯̜͇ͬ̍͒͗̎ͤȎ̟͕̬͖̦̼̹̠ͣ̀́ ̢̘̗͍͇̠͇͍͇ͩ̒̓̐̌͟͠M̴̗̣̹̹̟̟̜̀̏̾̐̃̿̒Y͔̲̲͇̩̓͛ͣ̃ͥͭ͊͜ ̷̡̠̟̞̠̟ͪ̒ͭ͂͗̆̋̓̇C̳̿̄̂ͩ̈͡A̪̭̝̹͓͌͌͠N̷̴̤̼̮̳͈͋̿̒͛̎͆̇ͩD̲̯̳ͦ̃̌̈̓͢Y̘͙̖̦͖͙̪͇̓͆̋͋̎̾ͭ̋͘ ̶̵͕͈̬͚́̎̋͆ͧͨ̿ͪͅS̮̮̰͗̎̒̅̍͐̀͟T̛͇̯̤̻͖̟̲̺̥̃ͯ̌̉̚͘Ǫ͓̭̭̽́̎̆̅ͫͣͪ͜R̡̩͎ͨ͌̓Eͯ̒͒ͣͨ͊ͪͩͯ͏͘҉͎̣̪

A little girl who loves being on her papa's neck and holding her mama's hand

i need a game grumps au where dan is a werewolf.

Come here, darling… and let daddy show you how it’s done.

WE LOVE AND CHERISH A GOOD BOY 

Auditioning for Heathers

Director: So which character will you be auditioning for?

Me: All of them.

Director: Pardon?

Me: A L L O F T H E M