Ohhhh Shit What A Clusterfuck (in A Good And Intriguing Way) Wow I’m So Hyped For This! I Don’t Know

Okay, I have something important to say. According to book four, Xie Lian can actually make decent food, and he cooks bad on purpose (spoiler next)

He does it to honour his dead mom cuz her cooking was *cough* shit *cough*

Anyway, this is sad and wholesome, but this also means that he could have just warned the other characters, or maybe cooked nice food for them but NOPE

He woke up and CHOSE food poisoning.

He did this to Shi Qingxuan, He Xuan, Pei Su, intended to do it to Feng Xin and Mu Qing.

This man just went: "I'm mourning her, and if you don't drink the recommended amount of water after eating this we will also be mourning YOU"

It's not always about victory

This is the fic that I wrote for the mini bang on the "chicken tendies and bacon bits" discord server. It's supposed to be a teaser for a Percy Jackson / Dabihawks AU, because I got really into this concept and want to make this an actual multichapter fic. The amazing @kiwiliko drew an artpeace for it:

https://kiwiliko.tumblr.com/post/187902744285/dabi-and-hawks-for-the-chicken-tenders-and-bacon

Description:

Hawks always wanted to go to camp Halfblood. Now he gets to, after a little debacle involving three cyclops, a broken wing and blue flames.

You can find the fanfic here:

Shut it I am a comedic genius you just can't appreciate it. (Also I'm jus gonna mention the Strahlenbeauftragter incident here because HA)

As my friends and I always talk bullshit that is sometimes actually funny, I thought to myself ‘Lena, why not make a Blog, because people might actually enjoy and/or share your suffering from the stupidity of others’

So here we are, please enjoy our collectively shared one (1) brain cell and try not to suffer too much from the amount of bad wordplays

BSD Light Novel: Dazai Osamu and the Dark Era (Prologue, 1/3)

A few things to start off: I’m translating this from the Chinese novels to English. Chinese is my mother tongue while English is my first language. I’ve had formal education, but understandably some things are lost in translation from Japanese > Chinese > English. I’ll do my best to explain them, but please enjoy this with a teaspoon of salt. I try to keep to the original intent as much as English grammar will allow, but the gist is more or less there. For this part, I haven’t had much trouble other than one part, which I’ve added a postscript note for.

Please don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask if anything sounds wrong or looks weird! If anyone wants to proofread these for me I’d be eternally grateful. I’m doing these at my own pace, so if anyone wishes to help out just let me know, I’d be more than happy to join forces.

Without further ado.

Weiterlesen

Being active on this Hellsite once in a blue moon is so fun because what do you mean I can boop people with cat paws again??

Give me all the boops please

(and get spammed in return)

Christmas with family

So the ctabb server had a little secret Santa and my santee was the lovely @smiling-anon and the prompt was a day with the todofam with Christmas shenanigans and Dabihawks. I tried to sprinkle in some Rei/Inko through Tododeku too since you wished for it.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22000981

Updated Voltron Official Poster!

I tried to do more realistic versions of them, so... here

One of my fav Wei Ying things is the fact that he hears the murmur of resentful energy and ghosts

And for sure he hears screaming, wailing, and all sorts of bad stuff - but what if, as the ghosts realize he can hear them (in the Burial Mounds timeline), they begin telling him various other things, such as:

"Wei Wuxian...... eat something....."

"Wei Wuxian....... too much wine......"

"Wei Wuxian........ go to sleep....."

"Wei Wuxian..... Hanguang-Jun wants to kiss you....."

So true, can we please talk about the fact that not only his wife (he by the way probably still loved) killed him!!!! But also HIS DAUGHTERS??? AND HE HAD TO WATCH IT!!!? HELP PLEASE THIS IS NOT RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT

Team RWBY and Qrow have a right to be angry...

But that doesn’t mean….

Ganging up on Oz while he’s down on his knees after having to rewatch his own trauma.

While he’s in a very emotional and vulnerable state of mind. He’s HUMAN too just like us.

ATTACKING HIM. (OSCAR IS IN THERE TOO, I REPEAT THAT’S OSCAR’S BODY THAT’S BEING HURT RIGHT NOW)

Cornering him, telling him it was a mistake they met, and make him feel even much more guilt than he already usually does.

His worst fears are happening right in fucking front of him. That he locks himself deep within Oscar’s mind away from them.

And the worst part is that this 14 year old boy has to take the brunt of it now, looking at you Qrow…