For The Funny Aspec People In My Machines

Pffffff XD

SO that spell Aaravos had Viren do, the one that let the caterpillar from one side of the mirror to the other?

You might say they opened…a wormhole.

This. Is. Perfect.

Aaravos Headcanons

Because I couldn’t resist  :,)

Snarkiest bitch in the sky

Like you wouldn’t expect him to be cracking jokes at all right? But he does and they’re at everyone’s expense

needs to know everything. Doesn’t necessarily gossip but he just Needs To Know

Holds grudges

Keeps track of who owes him favors

Refuses to be indebted to anyone, will find a way to pay back immediately and extra so now you owe HIM

Writes poetry

Has a dramatic autobiography in progress, probably titled something pretentious

Witty, very dry humor

Not fucking around when I say he’s surprisingly funny

Journals

“Dear diary, today I walked into the library, looked at the books, and left”

Maladaptive daydreaming

Says cryptic nonsense

Loves fucking with people and is very good at it

Plays many instruments because he’s got a lot of time on his hands

Wears eyeliner when he’s feelin fancy(er)

Doesn’t sleep

Trusts no one

Would never ever ever ever ever admit it but he’s lonely

Touch starved

Likes hearing people speak because it’s been forever since he has

Smirky in all situations

Happy? soft smirk. Angry? scary smirk. Sad? rueful smirk

Chuckles more than he laughs

I could literally go on forever

How did you sum us up so good? Why is this so spot on? Should we be scared?

As to avoid some confusion, here are the people explained:

le me: local satanistic techsupport, always here for listening and mental support, just don’t expect advice from me, loves videogames (PC & PS4), but also books, stans Benedict Cumberbatch and everything Cyberpunk (yes i cried when Cyberpunk 2077 was delayed for a second time), in a relationship with satan, probably the most mentally stable person in this group, hasn’t seen the lion king, occasionally dms a round of pen and paper

Finn: is literally satan, cutest and most loving person, yet hella sarcastic, done with everyones shit, suffers the most from Dilan‘s bad word plays, huge star wars nerd, he literally knows every meme there possibly is, also loves videogames, currently lacking of general kids- and netflix-show knowledge, but we’re working on that

Ely: @1elysium , constantly suffering mom friend, yes she has heard every joke there is about red hair, no she does not appreciate getting burned, tells people to please not die, another huge star wars nerd, can confuse not-knowing people by nerding with Finn about it, and yes she has read every fanfiction about it there is on Ao3

Brian: @xettsstuff , the meme-lord with the grunge aesthetic, also a hella good cook, another videogame-enthusiast, very much enjoys annoying other people in civ, does not approve of me conquering spain tho smh, also a pretty great dm, we always get him to the verge of complete desparation tho, very much enjoys Dark Souls, even tho it makes him rage most of the time

Dilan: @dilllonon , most wholesome person you will ever meet, u do something for her? She will thank you approximately 20 times for it, at least, the biggest cinnamon roll, but whenever you expect it least, she will make a word play, so bad, that you will suffer for at least 3 workdays (yes she will apologize for it afterwards, multiple times), also obsessed with ethics and philosophy, especially Kant

Vivien: if there is a Kink, she probably knows and, by chance also has it, very protective over her waifus, can also draw them like one of her french girls, very much enjoys space and astronomy (not astrology), very offended on a personal basis, as soon as someone confuses those two, also enjoys watching trash on either youtube or netflix late at night

Tom: looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll that could actually kill you, might stab you in the side (no, not with a knife) and won’t stop until u either stab him back strong and fast enough or ur laying on the ground, begging for him to stop, can T-pose you, because the probability is high, that he’s taller than you, is the semi-rich one of the group

Arthur: if people were adjectives, then he would be: lost, he has the talent, to always time his semi-stupid question unintentionally right, which either ends in other people suffering or other people laughing so hard, that they can’t breathe, he also has a very eloquent way of speaking, which mostly makes the whole situation even more hilarious and/or confusing for others

Ria: the extrovert, she has socialising 100 and doesn’t hesitate to just talk to random people, also a bit hyperactive, befriends random people in Valorant, but is too shy to actually meet them in real life, very enthusiastic about Videogames in general, but can only commit to them over a certain time, can actually draw and make it look aesthetic

Waaaaait

God is not from this earth right? Does this mean God is an alien?

Sh*it everything I knew was a lie.

Do we ever see mother Koril die? If not I’m predicting rn that she’s somehow the one who trained Qimir or at least knows him. Just because it would tie all this in a neat little bow of connections between characters. /hj

Updated Voltron Official Poster!

If I may add onto this (tell me if I should take it down) :

So if dream grew up around his dad abusing drugs and alcohol and then went off to do his own independent thing only for Wilbur and Tommy to start a drug empire on his smp,,,, that would be really triggering right? And might explain why he reacted so harshly, going so far as to declaring war... especially after they roped innocent tubbo into it . . . Sorry just

Protective brother Dream

I need that in my life

Well now I just want to get some thoughts out about dadshlatt with his two kids Dream and Tubbo /rp (more in comments)

-Dream is 5 years older then Tubbo

-both Dream and Tubbo have different mothers but neither of them wanted kids so they dumped them on Shlatt

-Tubbo shows more of his mother then his father but you can see little bits of him, like the hair and ears

-Dream has Schlatts eyes and covers them with the mask

-Dream was distant to Tubbo at first but once he got use to him he became extremely protective of him

-Schlatt didn't have much money and Dream knew this so he never asked for stuff so Tubbo could get more things

-Schlatt always forgot what babies/kids can and can't do

-Something happened and they lost Tubbo when he was still quite young (resulting in Philza finding him in a box)

-After this Schlatt started to drink alot more and took out a lot of his anger on Dream

-Cause of this Dream learned fast reflexes, quiet motions, and some other useful things

-The reason Dream manipulates everyone on the server so easily is because Schlatt started to do it to him (unintentionally) and Dream now just sees what he's doing as normal. He's manipulative but its how he was raised for a lot of his life

-Dream and Schlatt know that this Tubbo is their Tubbo but Dream convinced Schlatt that telling him would be bad so they just treat him nicer then many others on the server

-Schlatt, after raising a kid and a half, still has many parental instincts which is why Fundy seems to care for him, cause he sees that father in Schlatt that he couldn't have in Wilbur

-Even though Schlatt has his...issues, he still cares for his sons but most of the time he's to messed up to do anything

-Dream still loves Schlatt but he still distanced himself

-Dream was extremely scared when Schlatt started dying but only let a little bit of that out, when he said 'Schlatt?' Right before he died.

-Dream visits Schlatts grave every once in awhile and tells him about Tubbo

-Dream still wonders if he should tell Tubbo who Schlatt is or not

Wierd Things my brain came up with 1

human!Rayla: "No homo, - HOMO SAPIENS AYYYYY!!" *Finger guns*

If king Harrow really in pips body is, is he then going to reign Katolis as a bird?

Imagine a bird sitting on the throne and Ezran working as translator. (Yes this is a shitpost)