Why Must You Hurt Me In This Way

gods cannot be killed but i will force them into oblivion myself

absolutely beautiful. magnificent even. possibly divine.

Also known as Real Life, or “where do players come from?”

theyre in a polycule

Oh, that game was so fun! Let’s play again!

Oh, that game was so fun. Let’s play again!

Oh, that game was so fun. Let’s play again.

Oh, that was fun. We should play again.

We should play again.

Again.

Again.

No that’s not right….

…I’m happy here, aren’t I?

you all wanted to see that keychain right...? you all want the keychain right...? get the collector's edition but also... maybe... we have another cool keychain like this ALSO coming that is sold individually... but buy CE:

Serenity Forge Store

Slay the Princess - Collector’s Edition

You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess. You're here to slay

So a main theme of Minecraft fanon is that the universe loves you

Consider, what if it's also really clueless about us players?

Think less "benevolent force of nature", more "benevolent eldritch squid of creation". Physics doesn't work quite right, the overworld is a block lasagna hovering over infinite void on a bedrock plate, the fact that there's like, 5 and a half tree species, ect are just what the universe gleaned from our knowledge. "Oh you have this...gray-brown thing, with green on top, okay I cna make that!" And so we have grass. Not quite life like, but identifiably grass.

This also explains why the world have more and more features over time; the universe didn't know anything, but it knows some things now. It learned. It is still learning.

We can take this further. What if the unexplainable things that have no real world basis are just. The universe's version of giving random stuff to your pet just to see what it would do. Enrichments. Sure, creepers and phantoms and wardens can hurt us but like, it would be so boring otherwise (okay we bitched about phantoms a lot, and tbf we got an off switch for them).

It's simultaneously so human and alien that something that can barely understand you, one that weilds unimaginable power, wants to see ypu loved.

I did it! I’ve now done all the unlicensed killers from DbD! Obviously a lot of these heights are just personal headcannons because if I did their in game heights, it’d probably have a lot less variety.

May have gone overboard with the blood. I got very excited about this brush I found lol.

Nether Cartography, or Why I Actively Chase Ghasts the Moment I Get A Good Bow

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