tell 'em all they'll love in my shadow
ah yes, it's another thing that runs in the family
Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.
Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.
Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.
Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?
Tim: why would I be?
Damian: I'm courting two people at once!
Tim: so? They know about each other, right?
Damian: well, yes, but-
Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-
Damian: you are.
Damian: what.
Tim: yes??? You knew this??
Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!
Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.
Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?
Tim: Roy and Starfire.
Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-
Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.
Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.
Tim: still poly.
Damian: Richard??
Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??
Damian: Father-
Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!
Damian:
Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.
Incorrects Prompts with Evil!Jay, but he's with the ninja team again.
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Lloyd: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself?!
Jay: ... Oops?
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Jay: Well, this is a change of scenery.
Cole: It's a prison cell.
Jay: I was being sarcastic.
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Jay: Where's the idiot, anyway?
Cole: I'm right here.
Jay: Surprisingly, I'm not talking about you.
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Zane: You really think that this will work?
Jay: No, not at all.
Kai: Then why the heck are we doing it?!
Jay: It sounded funny.
Lloyd: We're all gonna die.
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Jay: I fell like I'm forgetting something.
Sora: Morals, probaly?
Jay: No, it's something important.
Geo: You have forget Nya at the store.
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Nya: One of these days, your smart mouth is going to get you stabbed.
Jay: Pff... As if I haven't been stabbed before.
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Random Criminal: You're quit confident for a man with over 20 guns pointed at their head.
Jay: And you're a terríble shot. Given you trained the other men, there's not much to worry over.
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Jay: Do you trust me?
Wyldfyre: No!
Jay: Smart kid.
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Nya: You know I'll win.
Jay: You know I'll fight.
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Cole: Could you at least try to be nice?
Jay: You're still breathing. That's me being fucking nice, asshole.
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Bonzle: Hey, where's your girlfriend?
Jay: She's not my girlfriend.
Bonzle: Have you told her that?
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Nya: Why are you staring at me?
Jay: I'm hoping you spontaneously combust.
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Kai: Ok, what did we have done?
Jay: What do you mean?
Cole: You are staring at us like you want to rip our head off.
Jay: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just how my face works.
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Zane: Are you there?
Jay: Physically yes. Mentally? Is debatable.
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Jay: No offense, but I can't decide between wanting to kick your ass or kissing you.
Nya: ... Honestly I prefer taking the kiss.
"How would you describe most of your favorite shows/books?"
Like this:
this is canon
Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.
Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?
Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO
Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother
Civilian Hal x Bruce except the batkids ask how they met
Bruce: Hal is something I gained from crime fighting.
Dick: Oh! So you saved Hal? That’s cute
Hal: No I saved him. This f*cker got kidnapped and called me, a civilian to save him.
Jason: (WHEEZE)
dc enjoyers are truly incapable of being happy
The Drakes son
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I love Tim Drakes character and story, he’s my favorite robin if you couldn’t tell. He was a normalish kid before he stepped into the vigilante life, him becoming Robin was one of the best things that happened to him, he’s made friends, became familial with the bats, made a new life for himself. But he had also witnessed so much pain with him becoming a vigilante inadvertently killing his parents and him seeing the friends he had made die, leading him to manic. This comic was also inspired by me doing a Tim-robin reread and the fic Heart, Humble by Betty (it is so good, it explores Jacks and Tim’s relationship and is one of my favorite fic).
excited for this dynamic in the new xmen comix
DC LET US BE HAPPY FOR ONCE
just finished reading "The Last Son of Krypton" and literally sobbing heaving crying throwing up about chris kent. absolutely distraught. clark trying his hardest to make chris stay and chris being happy he got to meet robin and he just wants to be a hero like kal has shown him to be and
and then he.
literally carving my heart out and throwing it into the ocean i will never know peace ever again.
So, my favourite Batman ships are essentially;
Brutalia: "I could kill you" "I would let you"
Superbat: "I could kill you" "I know"
Ghostbat: "I could kill you" "You wish"
I wonder if Talia is jealous of Tim because of the attention he gets from Ra's and Bruce.
I mean, she primed a very angry-and-homicidal Jason to add Tim to his hit list. And later, when she sent Damian to Gotham--she had to have known that Damian would try to kill Tim, since that's what they do in the League.
Because Tim basically has everything Talia ever wanted. He gets recognition from Ra's, and he has a position at Bruce's side. And Talia, who craved Ra's' approval and Bruce's love for so long, has nothing.