Had A Thought Today About Damian “ Swear I Will Protect U With My Life” Wayne

(*sighs* I can’t believe I’m doing this again)

Ninjago incorrect quotes part 2

I’m sick and I have too much free time:(

Cole: We saved our best idea for last!

Jay: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?

Kai: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

Kai: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Cole,eating the whole cookie: the what in my what??

Jay: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday.

Jay: Like, I don’t remember. I breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at Cole for something.

Jay, sighing heavily: The list goes on.

Kai: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Young!Lloyd: What’s the surprise?

Zane: Blood poisoning.

Said this in the tags of a different post but Arin is basically an embodiment of all the people who've fucked up Lloyd's life the most. He's Morro, the first student who ultimately turns against his Master. He's Harumi, a child who was failed by the Ninja and who's parents were lost because of it. He's Garmadon, one of a previously inseparable duo who abandons the other to seek the guidance of an evil Master. But at his core he's a good kid. He's not turned to darkness just yet. He can get out of this before he goes too far.

i definitely have a type when it comes to shipping

You love Brutalia, I know you might not know a lot about Marvel but I definitely think you’d love Scemma (Scott Summers x Emma Frost) because they remind me of Brutalia so much.

Ooo thank you. I'll definitely check them out because I've been looking for couples that have a similar dynamic to Brutalia.

oh kory the woman that you are

Starfire ✹ Titans #10 art by Lucas Meyer and Adriano Lucas

In-universe, the Waynes are probably described as "if the Kardashians were also the Addams family"

Cole x THE GOBLIN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 reblog if you agree

The Batkids doing something considered rebellious and Bruce is unimpressed because "been there, done that" headcanon :

Damian runs away and sleeps under a bridge at some point -> Bruce did it at nine years old.

Tim gets piercings (bonus : Kon pierced him) -> Bruce had his nipples pierced by Minkhoa back in the days.

Jason gets home smelling of weed -> Bruce didn't only taste foreign food around the world when he was training...

Steph gets a mohawk -> Bruce had a bright pink mohawk at some point to piss Alfred off.

Dick anonymously starts an OF -> Bruce may or may not have leaked his own sextapes (yes, multiple) for "legitimate Batman-related" reasons.

Cass accidentally joins a cult -> Bruce and Minkhoa competitively founded a cult to see who would get to be the ultimate guru.

Duke finds himself in custody for whatever silly reason really -> Bruce went to prison (more than once) (in different countries) (for terrible motives) (he's still blacklisted in some of those countries)