Damian's Super Power Tbh

Having a tantrum brb

SHIT GUYS MAYBE I DO HAVE A TYPE WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPS

Brutalia, detective comics #1064 // Mattelektra, Elektra #100

This applies to both of them btw

In-universe, the Waynes are probably described as "if the Kardashians were also the Addams family"

need a woman like her fr

Talia flirting with Bruce after acting motherly towards the other batkids that aren't Damian

The Seven’s Sense of Humor? (Headcanons)

Percy: The sassy/sarcastic one (obviously) Annabeth: the comeback queen. (“I wonder if that Red Sea monster is cherry flavored,” “Why don’t you go lick it and find out?”) Jason: dad joke enjoyer. (He gives off that energy) Piper: theatre kid (if she isn’t being self conscious, she will live and die for the dramatic effect) Leo: jokester/jester (also obvious) Hazel: uses too many swear words (still work in process, but I imagine the Navy seal copypasta) Frank: king of comedic timing (If Leo is Brennan Lee Mulligan’s dramatic set ups of Dropout, Frank has Zac Oyama’s delivery)

Barry: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked. Hal: What? Barry: What? Bruce, without looking up from the files he's reviewing: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

Turning a bleeding wound on the lips from an optic blast into a new lipstick shade of red is so creative and iconic of Madelyne.

The Batkids doing something considered rebellious and Bruce is unimpressed because "been there, done that" headcanon :

Damian runs away and sleeps under a bridge at some point -> Bruce did it at nine years old.

Tim gets piercings (bonus : Kon pierced him) -> Bruce had his nipples pierced by Minkhoa back in the days.

Jason gets home smelling of weed -> Bruce didn't only taste foreign food around the world when he was training...

Steph gets a mohawk -> Bruce had a bright pink mohawk at some point to piss Alfred off.

Dick anonymously starts an OF -> Bruce may or may not have leaked his own sextapes (yes, multiple) for "legitimate Batman-related" reasons.

Cass accidentally joins a cult -> Bruce and Minkhoa competitively founded a cult to see who would get to be the ultimate guru.

Duke finds himself in custody for whatever silly reason really -> Bruce went to prison (more than once) (in different countries) (for terrible motives) (he's still blacklisted in some of those countries)

Did u kno u can turn Batman’s kids into the Microsoft Windows logo