Fire & Ice Gay People 🔥❄️

Part Eighteen

wish i loved you sooner

random ninjago incorrect quotes because i got bored, have fun reading them

nya: preheat the apartment for me before i get home

kai: what’re you, banana bread?

nya: choose your next words VERY carefully.

jay: if yo leg get cut off, would it hurt?

kai: DUH

jay: how though?

cole: cus your leg got cut off!

jay: how’re you gonna feel the pain?

kai: in your leg… *trailing off*

jay: EXACTLY bruh. how’re you gonna feel the pain—

all three idiots: —IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?!

zane, at the side:

lloyd: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???

jay: what the hell do YOU do?

lloyd: i die? lmao what kinda question…

random person: i need boy advice help!

nya: kill him

lloyd: so apparently the “bad vibes” i’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

garmadon: LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF IT’S FUNNY

lloyd: hey brad, wanna see something funny?

brad: uh, okay.

lloyd: shout.

brad: *shouts*

*nothing happens*

lloyd: *looks at brad with That Damn Smirk* *screams like a girl*

the rest of the ninja: *scrambling and stumbling over each other running to lloyd* LLOYD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU INJURED DID GARMADON COME BACK

brad:

garmadon: stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence i am not even having a good time

lloyd: i can fix her *drilling, screaming and chainsaw sounds*

cole: *to zane* we need to distract those guys.

zane: *to cole* leave it to me.

zane: *to the villain lackeys* centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

villain lackeys: *immediately begin arguing*

lloyd: you guys are the best team i could ask for, i’d do anything for all of you!

zane: i would like you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

lloyd: absolutely not!

mailman: *hits the bong and immediately brcomes aware of the narrative*

mailman: *hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly*

nya: i want to buy some new engine parts, but it costs like a thousand dollars!

lloyd: where’re you gonna get that money?

cole: you could just sell jay

kai: where’s she gonna get the other $999?

complete doodle page!!

So, my favourite Batman ships are essentially;

Brutalia: "I could kill you" "I would let you"

Superbat: "I could kill you" "I know"

Ghostbat: "I could kill you" "You wish"

nothing is better than a well-written heavy angst fic

I can't-

"That Damned Angel..."

part 1

part 2

"An... Unexpected Reaction."

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I know it was probably said like a million times since the movie came out, but my favourite detail in the whole movie is in the DNA numbers with Red Hood's 635 being the issue number when he appears under that name while Jason's 428 is for the issue in which he dies

Damian picks up Shakespearean English from Jason and Gen Z slang from Jon and the world has not known peace since