The Song Of Achilles By Damian & Jon.

searched up soulmates and look who turned up

(*sighs* I can’t believe I’m doing this again)

Ninjago incorrect quotes part 2

I’m sick and I have too much free time:(

Cole: We saved our best idea for last!

Jay: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?

Kai: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.

Kai: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?

Cole,eating the whole cookie: the what in my what??

Jay: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday.

Jay: Like, I don’t remember. I breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at Cole for something.

Jay, sighing heavily: The list goes on.

Kai: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Young!Lloyd: What’s the surprise?

Zane: Blood poisoning.

It’s crazy how all of the Kents have the same type which is badass people with dark and with tough but also caring personalities

This is so stupid lmao

Urghfbehhehwbuaaaaa what if he came out of creation pod as baby and just grew up really fast later on

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Tim Drake: broke something inside me many years ago, and it feels like I just keep shattering there's ice in my blood and fire in my throat and electricity all down my skin Sebastian Ives, barely awake: First of all, that's cryptic, second of all, fucking go to sleep Why the fuck are you awake at 5 am

logan is the best dad ever, you can't change my mind

Logan being a father because my brain will physically melt if I don’t talk about him:

— Hates pop music; He puts up with it when Bobby blasts it at full volume in his car because he’s a weak worm of a man for the kid’s puppy eyes.

— Realized he was humming “California Girls” in the middle of a supermarket and had a silent panic attack in the dairy aisle.

— Kitty and Jubilee definetly watch trash vampire/werewolf tv shows and Logan “subtly” watches with them. Takes about 10 walks through the living room. Stands next to the couch with his arms crossed like a scarecrow. “I’m just grabbing something from the kitchen.”

— Is either super chill about everything or extremely unhinged. No in between. “Hey I’m gonna hunt down and fight Sabertooth because Jubilee dared me to”

“Have fun. Be home at 9.”

“Also,,, Ive been thinking of getting Tinder—“

“Are you fucking insane.”

— Logan is smart, okay? He is. It’s just that teachers have a TALENT for making parents completely confused with their math. He’s been staring at Laura’s paper for 20 minutes trying to recognize this formula. Nothing.

— “They did NOT have this when I was a kid.” “Yeah, we kinda progressed from sticks and rocks, Lo.” “Shut up, smartass! This is ridiculous! MATH IS MATH!”

— The kids texting Logan: [literally the most unhinged thing you’ve ever read in your life]

— Logan: 👍

— He FEELS when one of them needs a nap. He’ll pretend to sleep on the couch (Logan never, ever sleeps in open spaces, not if he can help it, not if he can’t trust.) and Laura will burrow under his hoodie or shirt like a baby cat.

— Bobby likes to simply jump on him. Especially from behind, for piggyback rides. He has no idea why Scott always looked so flabbergasted and surprised. And slightly afraid.

— Jubilee won’t admit it, but, she likes holding his hand when they’re walking down the street. Even if he always fixes her collar and tells her to straighten her shrimp posture.

— kitty falling asleep on Logan’s shoulder on the jet is something that can be so personal. Logan who absolutely hates flying but will shut up and let his half pint nap on him all she wants :((

Fucked up, doomed by the narrative, pathetic meow meow white man who has an incorrigible proficiency for violence, self-loathing, self-esteem issues, trauma arcs focused on the loss of a loved one, cringe fail vengeance era, believes he’s not made for love, warmth, or redemption, ends up being adopted by a bunch of extroverts whom he’d die for, has an incredibly terrifying daughter who could end him in a blink, and a super powerful god-like sunshine spouse who adores him:

Adam: Can you do me a favor?

Michael: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant falsified evidence at the crime scene, and take the blame for you but go on.

Adam: Cool so can you do the dishes?

Michael: no

Did you guys know that Duke's tag on Ao3 only has 7,000 fics? Because I didn't.

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