Latest Posts by tlamishereig - Page 2
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"bro do you think we're best friends in every universe?" meanwhile this is them:
Bro things
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2024 has been year the year of Yaoi
My thoughts about b!Jay and Jay in general
I know that all the bizarro ninja are dangerous villains. But what about B!Jay specifically?
Let me explain why i think that he could be the most dangerous one:
Humans:
In my au and in my opinion, Jay himself is a little bit misunderstood and kinda underestimated by the people in Ninjago.
From my experience, i noticed that humans have this weird habit to be impressed by muscles and physical strength although it is known that someone can be dangerous and "strong" without the physical strength.
In my Ninjago headcanons:
My headcanons for Jay is that he looks "weaker" than he is. Jay is a skinny boy, without many visible muscles, and he is the cutest and shortest out of his team. Sadly, people see that as a weakness although none of those things means that Jay is weak. Jay is not weak. Okay, we must admit that Jay's "greatest ability" isn't physical strength, (as it is for Cole for example), but Jay has some other abilities that might become even more dangerous than physical strength under certain circumstances. An example is speed. My headcanon is that Jay is the fastest out of the ninja. But even now, speed isn't the main reason why i think of Jay (and in the next step: B!Jay) as the most dangerous.
Their way of thinking:
In my opinion, Jay's mind is what makes him as dangerous as i think he is. Because the other three ninja act like this:
Kai: He is strong and brave. But he is so brave and prideful that he becomes reckless. Yes, he'll go straight into battle and he'd rather die fighting than surrender. He'll fight to his last breath to protect the people he loves but this can be a mistake sometimes. Kai protects by becoming a "sword". He protects by attacking his enemy. Face to face battle even if you know you'll lose isn't the best choice. Sometimes you'll have to surrender in a battle if you want to win a war. (Yes, Gryffindor vibes if you are also a harry potter fan).
Cole: He isn't as reckless as Kai but his physical strength is messing with his mind sometimes. It gives him the feeling of winning but sometimes it's incorrect. Cole will surrender though but only if it's absolutely needed and if there is no other choice. He will fight to protect his loved ones but he will protect by becoming a "shield". He won't attack. He'll just fight back/dodge.
Zane: He has the potential to follow Jay's steps. But there's one problem. Zane is fair and honest. Although he won't start a battle that he can't win, his fairness and honesty will keep him a few steps back. Zane fights in the right place and in the right moment, when he is ready to do it and goes for a straight win (except if he has no choice but to fight earlier). He is not reckless and he plans his moves before going to battle. The problem is his ethic. He wants to win fair and with honesty, following the rules of a "τίμια μάχη" ("fair/honest/honourable battle").
Jay's way of thinking:
And here comes Jay: He is brave but he isn't reckless. He seems scared all the time but he isn't a coward. He'll fight when the time comes, but he just wants to save his skin. Jay will fight to protect if it's needed but he'll mostly fight for revenge (after the bad thing is done. Examples: Skybound, Prime Empire and Seabound). He doesn't give a fuck about such things like "fair battles" and "honour", "honesty" blah, blah. He just does whatever it takes to win or take what he wants no matter if his sneaky ways are unethical. Jay isn't the one who will throw himself into battle. He isn't the predictable one that you'll see coming to attack you from miles away. He is the type of guy that you won't even notice how he stabbed your back. And that my friend is much more dangerous than physical strength.
How's b!Jay related to that?
The question is, why does Jay use this thing only in specific occasions (like in skybound)? Because Jay is a hero. Jay has a good heart. He avoids using his unethical, sneaky ways to win and he just follows the rest of the team and the plans that the others make. Our kid tries hard, give him some credit for it.
Does b!Jay have this kind of problem though? No. Of course not. He'll just do it. Because he can. Because he doesn't care about being good. So imagine how powerful he could be if he only had a second chance in Ninjago... He could be a nightmare.
And i haven't seen dragon rising yet but i wish they could use Jay's potential now that he is villain. He could be great!
What do you think?
jaya dump because i'm sick and twisted and i miss them and oh my god imcryning pleasecome bback to me jaya i think im gonna throwup
also i kinda made the 2nd one out of spite of the twink jay truthers. that man is not skinny or weak or frail. he is a grown man and he has muscles and he is beautiful and perfect . He's literally a ninja like omg he trains and does fights and prolly tries to see how many consecutive backflips he can do idk (the answer is 0). i think he'd probably be relatively lean & slim but actaully super super strong. also i think nya would just be rlly muscular and beefier compared to jay .....Just because she's awesome like that
Having a tantrum brb
Based on this fanfic (again) along with this song (obviously)
Oh man. Not Kai projecting onto Lloyd in order to poorly handle his own grief and shattered worldview, therefore dooming himself to become obsessed with his only attachment to the point that he commits atrocities.
This fic never leaves me ALONE.
erm. there aren't actually people who still think that lloyd's a child. right. please let that man grow up it's been literal years. he literally referred to sora as a 'younger one' when she's around 16, and he called the imperium teen protection force 'the teens'. no minor says that unless they're twelve or under which lloyd obviously isn't. that man is an ADULT and it's time this fandom accepts that
I love thinking about children looking like their parents, what with the Ninja looking so much like their own.
Do you think Lou has to make sure he doesn’t accidentally call Cole Lilly because he’s the spitting image of her? Do you think once, after Lilly had first died and Cole hadn’t been sent to his school yet, that Lou accidentally called Cole ‘Lilly’ and Cole thought that she was back, she was there and here with them and when he glanced around to see her he realised that his father was looking at him in guilt? Do you think ever since then, before Cole found peace within himself, he looked at the mirror and only saw his mother? His mother’s face, her smile and kind eyes, reflected on his own?
Do you think when Cliff Gordon held Jay, the new born baby of Libber, that he only saw her face reflecting back at him? The adorable freckles and the curly hair? Do you think when Libber died, Cliff Gordon couldn’t look at the last thing Libber ever left him, and had to give Jay away less he broke down?
Did Wu look at Lloyd and see his brother’s young face reflected back at him? Do you think Wu wonders if Lloyd is what Garmadon could’ve been like?
Do you think Misako looked at Lloyd and saw her husband’s innocent face staring back at her, a lost memory that could never be her present or future?
Do you think Garmadon looked at Lloyd and saw all the things of Wu and Misako and knew that when the day came that he saw himself in Lloyd all he would-could- do was cry?
Do you think Kai looked and Nya’s young face, freshly orphaned and alone, and saw his mother’s gentle eyes and comforting softness? That when he would wake up, blurry eyed and tired, he would look at Nya’s face and have to make sure it isn’t his mother finally coming home?
Do you think Nya only barely remembered her father, so when she looked at Kai, old enough to actually remember and recall, she automatically thought he was her father?
Do you think Dr Julien looked at Zane and knew that this child was everything he could, and couldn’t be?
How many times did Chen look at Skylor, only to look away is disgust once he saw a face he wished he could never recall?
Man, i rlly need to stop with the do you think bull, its getting repetitive 😭
I SAID I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
Random ninjago headcanons
Nya, Jay, PIXAL, and Zane are the most mechanically gifted of the team
Jay used to love building cars and big mechanical things but as he got older he started getting more interested in coding
Now Nya builds the things and Jay helps her code them
Zane taught Cole how to cook and bake better
Lloyd looks normal. Like freakishly normal. Like, skin too perfect of a shade, eyes too symmetrical, hair the perfect shade of blonde, etc.
Kai hates swimming but loves the beach because it’s nice and warm and sunny
Zane follows to the law to a concerning degree
PIXAL…does not
She considers the law more guidelines than actual rules
Jay and Lloyd taught Kai how to use his cellphone
Nya and Zane have who can hold their breath underwater the longest contests
The rest of the team finally started liking cliff gordon movies after Jay told them that was his bio dad
The rest of the ninja had tons of recurring dreams about someone asking them to wish it all away
Jay and Nya finally told them everything that had happened
Jay’s hair was always curly, he just didn’t know when he was younger and brushed it out weirdly so it was a frizzy mess and then he would tame it with tons of hair gel
Pre-season 8 Jay is the only person to ever come close to rivaling the amount of hair gel Kai uses
No one really has their own clothes at the momentary because everyone raids everyone’s closets
ESPECIALLY Nya and Lloyd
Lloyd started it when he was really little, Nya started it as a show of power
Now everyone steals everyone’s clothes
The only way PIXAL can change her hair is using welding
She only trusts Nya to help her with that
Jay and Nya take weekly ballroom dancing classes
After Prime Empire the rest of the ninja will sometimes join them
Usually Cole
Lloyd calls Kai and Nya his brother and sister in his head but he hasn’t had the guts to call them that out loud
Every so often the ninja do karaoke
Jay and Nya always do some sort of romantic duet (with varying degrees of success)
Kai, Cole, and Jay team up to sing rock songs
Zane is a surprisingly good singer
So is Lloyd
Jay stayed in touch with Unagami after prime empire
Cole and Vania write letters to each other on the regular, usually filled with whatever dumb stuff the ninja did and what the Upply and other inhabitants of Shintaro are currently up to
The ninja have a giant groupchat with all the elemental masters and the only texts ever sent are usually embarrassing photos of someone screwing up their own element
Zane might be the mom of the group but Kai is concerningly good at any and all type of housework
Cole is the middle child. I stand by this
Jay has way too many pins and buttons on his backpack
Lloyd has a massive sweet tooth
He and Cole go for candy and cake runs whenever they can
Jay is not allowed to go shopping because he buys the most random things
Kai and Jay are the clumsiest ninja
Ever since PIXAL became part of the ninja Cyrus Borg has begun to consider the ninja as his children as well
All of the ninja are insanely competitive
Nya helped Cole get over his fear of water after turning back to human
Dareth and Ronin are the ninja’s weird uncle
Jay loves musical theatre
Kai, Jay, and Cole recreated the Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon versus Maul fight while Zane sang/played the music. young Lloyd recorded it and now threatens to show it to Nya and PIXAL whenever everyone’s being stupid
PIXAL curses the most out of everyone
Kai doesn’t curse because when he was younger he tried to keep Nya from learning curse words and that transferred to Lloyd as well
Jay’s natural freckles are super light and unable to see unless you’re super close up
Nya was the first to find out he had freckles one of the first times they were cuddling together after season 6
She absolutely adored them and so he draws over them with a darker pencil so that they’re more visible
Jay loves drawing and doodling but doesn’t get into painting until after seabound
Cole and Nya have arm wrestling contests
Zane almost always wins paper rock clamp, the only people who can ever beat him is PIXAL and weirdly Kai
Kai is great at riddles. no idea why
One time Jay put food dye in Kai’s hair gel and he didn’t notice
Kai’s hair had a blue sheen for weeks
The resulting prank war nearly destroyed the monestary
It ended when someone managed to fill each person’s room with things relating to their elemental power
Zane’s room was full of ice and snow, everything in Nya’s room was soaked with water, Kai’s furniture was on fire, Jay’s blankets were so full of static electricity he nearly knocked himself out, Cole’s room was packed full of boulders, PIXAL’s room was somehow full of a ton of remote controlled robots, and Lloyd’s room was full of green balloons.
They never did find the culprit
(Master Wu had gotten so fed up with the prank war that he had contacted Skylor, who was all to happy to help)
Random ninjago headcanons
Nya, Jay, PIXAL, and Zane are the most mechanically gifted of the team
Jay used to love building cars and big mechanical things but as he got older he started getting more interested in coding
Now Nya builds the things and Jay helps her code them
Zane taught Cole how to cook and bake better
Lloyd looks normal. Like freakishly normal. Like, skin too perfect of a shade, eyes too symmetrical, hair the perfect shade of blonde, etc.
Kai hates swimming but loves the beach because it’s nice and warm and sunny
Zane follows to the law to a concerning degree
PIXAL…does not
She considers the law more guidelines than actual rules
Jay and Lloyd taught Kai how to use his cellphone
Nya and Zane have who can hold their breath underwater the longest contests
The rest of the team finally started liking cliff gordon movies after Jay told them that was his bio dad
The rest of the ninja had tons of recurring dreams about someone asking them to wish it all away
Jay and Nya finally told them everything that had happened
Jay’s hair was always curly, he just didn’t know when he was younger and brushed it out weirdly so it was a frizzy mess and then he would tame it with tons of hair gel
Pre-season 8 Jay is the only person to ever come close to rivaling the amount of hair gel Kai uses
No one really has their own clothes at the momentary because everyone raids everyone’s closets
ESPECIALLY Nya and Lloyd
Lloyd started it when he was really little, Nya started it as a show of power
Now everyone steals everyone’s clothes
The only way PIXAL can change her hair is using welding
She only trusts Nya to help her with that
Jay and Nya take weekly ballroom dancing classes
After Prime Empire the rest of the ninja will sometimes join them
Usually Cole
Lloyd calls Kai and Nya his brother and sister in his head but he hasn’t had the guts to call them that out loud
Every so often the ninja do karaoke
Jay and Nya always do some sort of romantic duet (with varying degrees of success)
Kai, Cole, and Jay team up to sing rock songs
Zane is a surprisingly good singer
So is Lloyd
Jay stayed in touch with Unagami after prime empire
Cole and Vania write letters to each other on the regular, usually filled with whatever dumb stuff the ninja did and what the Upply and other inhabitants of Shintaro are currently up to
The ninja have a giant groupchat with all the elemental masters and the only texts ever sent are usually embarrassing photos of someone screwing up their own element
Zane might be the mom of the group but Kai is concerningly good at any and all type of housework
Cole is the middle child. I stand by this
Jay has way too many pins and buttons on his backpack
Lloyd has a massive sweet tooth
He and Cole go for candy and cake runs whenever they can
Jay is not allowed to go shopping because he buys the most random things
Kai and Jay are the clumsiest ninja
Ever since PIXAL became part of the ninja Cyrus Borg has begun to consider the ninja as his children as well
All of the ninja are insanely competitive
Nya helped Cole get over his fear of water after turning back to human
Dareth and Ronin are the ninja’s weird uncle
Jay loves musical theatre
Kai, Jay, and Cole recreated the Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon versus Maul fight while Zane sang/played the music. young Lloyd recorded it and now threatens to show it to Nya and PIXAL whenever everyone’s being stupid
PIXAL curses the most out of everyone
Kai doesn’t curse because when he was younger he tried to keep Nya from learning curse words and that transferred to Lloyd as well
Jay’s natural freckles are super light and unable to see unless you’re super close up
Nya was the first to find out he had freckles one of the first times they were cuddling together after season 6
She absolutely adored them and so he draws over them with a darker pencil so that they’re more visible
Jay loves drawing and doodling but doesn’t get into painting until after seabound
Cole and Nya have arm wrestling contests
Zane almost always wins paper rock clamp, the only people who can ever beat him is PIXAL and weirdly Kai
Kai is great at riddles. no idea why
One time Jay put food dye in Kai’s hair gel and he didn’t notice
Kai’s hair had a blue sheen for weeks
The resulting prank war nearly destroyed the monestary
It ended when someone managed to fill each person’s room with things relating to their elemental power
Zane’s room was full of ice and snow, everything in Nya’s room was soaked with water, Kai’s furniture was on fire, Jay’s blankets were so full of static electricity he nearly knocked himself out, Cole’s room was packed full of boulders, PIXAL’s room was somehow full of a ton of remote controlled robots, and Lloyd’s room was full of green balloons.
They never did find the culprit
(Master Wu had gotten so fed up with the prank war that he had contacted Skylor, who was all to happy to help)
The star-crossed lovers
if someone sucks my blood do you think i’m NOT going to kiss them afterwards? what kind of man do you take me for.
idk if there’s a ninjago office AU out there, but if there is I’d like to think that Kai is just that one guy at his desk that’s always on the phone, doing his nails and talking shit about his coworkers
like all you hear from his cubical is just
“Did you hear about Sarah from marketing? Yeah that bitch is totally preggers now, I shit you not… Who’s the father? That’s the thing, nobody fucking knows”
“F U C K, somebody keeps stealing my Hot Cheetos from my desk whenever I go to the bathroom! I bet it’s Steve, that fucker ”
“Bro, you will not believe who I just caught making out in the supply closet today! It was Jessie and Rebecca! Shoulda saw it coming, honestly, you could cut the sexual tension with a butter knife”
“Duuuuude, just saw Dylan and Brian duke it out in the cafeteria… Yeah, apparently Dylan’s been sleeping with Brian’s wife for like 3 months. Straight people, am I right?”
and the worst part is that he works in Customer Service, so it’s not even someone he knows on the other side of the phone. It’s just some poor person who called because they had a question about the company and now they have to sit there as Kai rattles on about these three hot guys he works with
big fan of Damian in the mikel janín style that is talia al ghuls baby he looks like her so much. al ghul face card doesn’t decline and personally I think we should draw him to look like her instead of Bruce clone 27
Holy shit I love Ninjago
forever a “Zane was the first ninja Lloyd trusted” truther
“you dare challenge my knowledge on my signature special interest, boy?”
more jay-centered content bc he is what made me want to draw ninjago again, fsr
Cole x THE GOBLIN 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 reblog if you agree
Incorrects Prompts with Evil!Jay, but he's with the ninja team again.
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Lloyd: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself?!
Jay: ... Oops?
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Jay: Well, this is a change of scenery.
Cole: It's a prison cell.
Jay: I was being sarcastic.
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Jay: Where's the idiot, anyway?
Cole: I'm right here.
Jay: Surprisingly, I'm not talking about you.
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Zane: You really think that this will work?
Jay: No, not at all.
Kai: Then why the heck are we doing it?!
Jay: It sounded funny.
Lloyd: We're all gonna die.
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Jay: I fell like I'm forgetting something.
Sora: Morals, probaly?
Jay: No, it's something important.
Geo: You have forget Nya at the store.
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Nya: One of these days, your smart mouth is going to get you stabbed.
Jay: Pff... As if I haven't been stabbed before.
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Random Criminal: You're quit confident for a man with over 20 guns pointed at their head.
Jay: And you're a terríble shot. Given you trained the other men, there's not much to worry over.
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Jay: Do you trust me?
Wyldfyre: No!
Jay: Smart kid.
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Nya: You know I'll win.
Jay: You know I'll fight.
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Cole: Could you at least try to be nice?
Jay: You're still breathing. That's me being fucking nice, asshole.
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Bonzle: Hey, where's your girlfriend?
Jay: She's not my girlfriend.
Bonzle: Have you told her that?
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Nya: Why are you staring at me?
Jay: I'm hoping you spontaneously combust.
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Kai: Ok, what did we have done?
Jay: What do you mean?
Cole: You are staring at us like you want to rip our head off.
Jay: Well, I'm sorry, but that's just how my face works.
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Zane: Are you there?
Jay: Physically yes. Mentally? Is debatable.
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Jay: No offense, but I can't decide between wanting to kick your ass or kissing you.
Nya: ... Honestly I prefer taking the kiss.
🐙 Ninjago incorrect quotes 🐙
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*Kai walking by*
Cole: I wish I had something to throw at him
Nya: you have a phone
Cole: wouldn't wanna break my phone on his thick head
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*the ninja all being suspicious*
Wu: what the flying fig tree is happening!?
Lloyd: ooh, alliteration, I like it
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*the police arresting Lloyd*
Lloyd: *annoyed* god can't keep me in check but the law can...
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Cole: roses are red, violets are blue, suffering is intense and so is my love for you
Kai: I can't tell if you're flirting with me or crying for help
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Nya: in a world where one of them is straight
*Nya gestures to the boys*
Nya: it's not Cole
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Zane: do you remember the last time you ate a baseball?
Jay: 😃😦🤨
Zane: well?
Jay: 😔
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Lloyd: *casually* I once ate poison ivy
Everyone else: ???
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Kai: he's definitely sucking on me, but that's besides the point
Cole: 😦
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Nya: Jay, do something cool
Jay: I can twiddle my toes *twiddles toes*
Lloyd: she said "cool" not "disturbing"
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Kai: I'm a great dancer
Jay: you dance like a worm
Cole: and not in the cool way
Kai: I do not!
Zane: you definitely do
Kai: *starts trying to dance but just looks like a weird worm*
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Nya: I will cut a bitch
Jay: no?? No thanks???
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Misako: *wearing a costume for Halloween* who am I?
Jay: the queen of England?
Misako: I would have come in wearing a coffin then
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*playing board games*
Wu: I'm gonna win! I can feel it in my bones! Or maybe that's my arthritis..
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Arin: *trying to sing* something something, slim shady, something something, swear words-
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Sora: I love you, Wyldfyre, but I think you're trying to kill me
Wyldfyre: maybe I am!!
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Arin: guess what *middle finger*
Sora: 😃
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*Wyldfyre being aggressive*
Kai: stop tormenting the other students! I will turn this class around!!
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*loud but normal sound if you have a pet*
Jay: *paranoid* that was loud
Nya: maybe the cat knocked something over
Jay: but how??
Nya: by running into it
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Sora: I'm so nice
Arin: 🤨
Sora: *kicks Arin* so kind
Arin 😔
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Jay: *talking abt Nya* she could tell me about a bag of rocks and I'd still listen
Nya: *walking by and overhearing* *blushing*
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Kai: aren't you supposed to follow the instructions?
Cole: cooking is just a bunch of suggestions that I'm not gonna listen to
Zane: I think you'll regret doing that in the future...
Kai: *looking at the batter Cole made* I'm not gonna eat that...
Cole: don't worry! I'm probably not gonna either with how much salt I just put in it!
Jay: how even??
Cole: I thought it was sugar
random ninjago incorrect quotes because i got bored, have fun reading them
nya: preheat the apartment for me before i get home
kai: what’re you, banana bread?
nya: choose your next words VERY carefully.
jay: if yo leg get cut off, would it hurt?
kai: DUH
jay: how though?
cole: cus your leg got cut off!
jay: how’re you gonna feel the pain?
kai: in your leg… *trailing off*
jay: EXACTLY bruh. how’re you gonna feel the pain—
all three idiots: —IF YOUR LEG IS GONE?!
zane, at the side:
lloyd: wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them???
jay: what the hell do YOU do?
lloyd: i die? lmao what kinda question…
random person: i need boy advice help!
nya: kill him
lloyd: so apparently the “bad vibes” i’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”
garmadon: LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF IT’S FUNNY
lloyd: hey brad, wanna see something funny?
brad: uh, okay.
lloyd: shout.
brad: *shouts*
*nothing happens*
lloyd: *looks at brad with That Damn Smirk* *screams like a girl*
the rest of the ninja: *scrambling and stumbling over each other running to lloyd* LLOYD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU INJURED DID GARMADON COME BACK
brad:
garmadon: stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence i am not even having a good time
lloyd: i can fix her *drilling, screaming and chainsaw sounds*
cole: *to zane* we need to distract those guys.
zane: *to cole* leave it to me.
zane: *to the villain lackeys* centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
villain lackeys: *immediately begin arguing*
lloyd: you guys are the best team i could ask for, i’d do anything for all of you!
zane: i would like you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
lloyd: absolutely not!
mailman: *hits the bong and immediately brcomes aware of the narrative*
mailman: *hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly*
nya: i want to buy some new engine parts, but it costs like a thousand dollars!
lloyd: where’re you gonna get that money?
cole: you could just sell jay
kai: where’s she gonna get the other $999?
(*sighs* I can’t believe I’m doing this again)
Ninjago incorrect quotes part 2
I’m sick and I have too much free time:(
Cole: We saved our best idea for last!
Jay: If it was our best idea, why did we save it for last?
Kai: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until all our other ideas turned out to be terrible.
Kai: So what did the paper in your fortune cookie say?
Cole,eating the whole cookie: the what in my what??
Jay: I hate when people ask me what I did yesterday.
Jay: Like, I don’t remember. I breathed a lot, cried for like three hours, probably got mad at Cole for something.
Jay, sighing heavily: The list goes on.
Kai: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Young!Lloyd: What’s the surprise?
Zane: Blood poisoning.
I love imagining the most tragically evil characters with features that remind you they were once innocent.
Garmadon with dimples, and wrinkles around his eyes from how much he smiles.
Morro with wide innocent eyes and a resting face that looks like a clueless child.
Harumi with rosy pink cheeks and laugh lines.
Arin with bushy brows that furrowed when he was concentrated and glittering eyes every time he’s excited.
And Oni Lloyd with soft green eyes as the rest of him is morphed into a monster no one can recognise.
And its sad to think that during the phase of their life where they were at their worst, when hope was no longer an option and they had to hold their fate and morph it with their own hands, that you could only ever see the shadow of those features.
Yet, when they are given a hand to reach for and a chance to grow and a chance to be the person they really want to be, everyone ends up blinded by the glimmers of a fleeting past they no longer remember. So much stronger, as if the dust was being removed and masks were being broken.
Yaoiful yuri
He/they for nya btw
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Jay: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.
Nya: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.
Jay: Except in the universe where it does.
Kai: I'm having an aneurysm.
Lloyd: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Kai: Several traffic violations.
Cole: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Jay: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Zane: Also, this is not our car.