Me When The Chronic Pain Is Chronic And Painful:

Light bunny

+ the OG sketch

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

Hottake: Ravio is silly, but NOT stupid

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

Spaghetti bolognese with no parmesan is like getting head without your balls played with

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth