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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

adventures in sobriety

Two movies I like

Watchmen (2009)

Docs Aeolid 🫶🫶🫶🫶

Catriona rickettsi is an aeolid nudibranch species found along the west coast of North America, from Oregon to Mexico. It grows about 1.5 cm long. Interestingly, it was named after the marine biologist Ed Ricketts, who was a large influence on the author John Steinbeck. Someone get this sea slug a book deal!

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Up The Wolves by The Mountain Goats // Montmartre in the Rain by Pierre Bonnard

IM DYING THIS IS SK FUNNY WHAT THE HELL

i want to write something nice and meaningful about fiddleford not hating gubby but i have to pack so this is all i have in me

transcript/screenreader version below cut because it's kind of long

image ID: a screenshot of a text file i wrote of a quarter-assed fanfiction about fiddleford and the shapeshifter. many words are misspelled and there are countless grammatical and punctuation errors. end image ID.

screenreader-friendly image transcript:

once upon a time fiddleford was hanging out in the bunker. bunkers are man-made underground spaces so you would think it would be really cold because places that are underground are usually cold. well you would be right but fiddleford was really hot today in the bunker because he was working so hard and sexily. he was sticking out his nonexistent ass as his head was buried in some machine thing i don't know engineering.

suddenly ford came up behind him. "hello" said ford.

"agh" said fiddleford and he was startled and banged his head against the machine and got a huge concussion and lost consciousness for a couple hours. but when he came to ford was still waiting there patiently so they continued their conversation. "what's up."

"look at this thing i found" said ford and he held up a pile of slime.

"that's disgusting waht is that. is that like a dead jellyfish" asked fiddleford. just then the slime moved! and took the shape of the wrench that fiddleford was holding (i forgot to mention he was holding a wrench but trust me it was there the whole time).

"what the hell is that." said fiddleford.

"it's a shapeshifter ❤️" said ford and he held the wrench up to his his lips and kissed it tenderly. for a split second fiddleford felt a little bit jealous of a wrench but stopped feeling that way because it was stupid. "i am going to raise it as my son" finished ford.

fiddleford watched as the wrench changed back into a grub thing and it jumped onto his head and started sucking on his open head wound. "idk it's kind of ugly" he said.

ford frowned. "fiddleford... i thought you of all people would be more accepting of guys who are a little bit different..." he said gayly.

fiddleford felt bad he didn't want to make ford feel isolated. and the grub was actually making his open head wound feel better or maybe he was just getting numb to the pain from blood loss. "well okay 🙂" said fiddleford and then they raised shifty as their child and lived happily ever after. the end. end transcript.

hawkeye pierce is what everyone else thinks their zany quirky blorbo is. everyone who is tired of being told that "it's not that deep" while they're concocting elaborate tragic backstories or symbolic torturous whump arcs for snarky wisecracking cartoon horndog #4077 should just watch mash, because it is that deep. if you like seeing a funny goofy happy-go-lucky jester suddenly rip off his silly little propeller beanie and groucho marx glasses to collapse in the mud and cry big ugly ghibli tears, you will like hawkeye pierce.

if you like these Images then you will like hawkeye pierce:

please watch mash

up the wolves is my fav mountain goats song and always will be <3333

up the wolves - the mountain goats

THIS WAS SO LOVELY IT PUT ME IN SUCH A HAPPY MOOD!! eekkkk i love henry rip man .

M*A*S*H /// That's Life - Frank Sinatra