#mytwig

“Mean girls all grow up to be nurses!”

“Mean girls all go into social work!”

“The mean girl to teacher pipeline!”

Y’all, these are just pink collar jobs. The reason you think there’s so many “mean girls” in these fields is because they’re all like 97% women. Of course some of them are gonna be assholes. There’s assholes everywhere.

We get it. Your job isn’t like other girls’ jobs. It’s a cool job.

DANIEL… YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND. I KNOW IT CAN BE DIFFICULT WITH ME SOMETIMES — .] [.

Oh my gosh

Hes bald

Hes bald and torturing people who have hair!

I love this AU so much 😭💗

You really think THE Stanley Pines is going to pass on without seeing his idiot brother again? Have you met the man?

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RIP Rorschach you would’ve loved No Nut November

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

why do you think it's so common for writers to insert themselves into their stories?

I don't know.

i love when the tumblr girlies get into a show middle aged american men like (MASH, columbo, breaking bad, supernatural to all our bewilderment, etc) but do it in a way that would make those dads go into shock requiring medical intervention

mother night, kurt vonnegut