Metallic Limb Generation And Electric Conduction. A Pretty Good Pair

I’m so glad I’ve finally found this

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Man says “Let’s go to the park” in sign language to his deaf dog, the dog’s reaction is priceless.

I need to keep this... for a friend

Hi im new here

It’s worth the reblog

Overwhelmed by gay swans in 2099. I can live with that

Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.

Me: *a college student who views himself as intelligent*

Also me: *ocassionally forgets to breath*

Hi, I’ll take twelve

A genetically engineered carrot monster controlled by an evil child genius

Question for the JSE community and JackieBoyMan fans:  Based on what we know of what Jack joking calls his ‘greatest enemy’ (like silver carrots, Billy, natural yogurt etc.), apart from Anti, what kind of monster/super villain could JackieBoyMan fight? 

This is the summery of every essay I have ever written or will ever write for college

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

I wish i lives where it snows for this reason and only this

In case u needed something to make ur day better