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Apparently, money does grow on trees. (via pirate_redbeard)
You need.. you need to unmute…
A little late to the party, but I really loved this series as well as all of the fanart that came from it. One thing people often overlooked, though, was Jack’s fear of heights, so I wanted to entertain that little detail.
A meme made by my friend @sketchcan-tm while we were in work today.
Yes, I am allergic. No, I don’t care
Hey @impossiblerebelblaze, @turquoisemagpie, and @belladonnachaos. I’m a very small blog on here, but my friend really needs help to take care of her cat. I hear and see so much good from your communities, so I figured it’d be worth a shot to ask you all for help. Even if you just reblog this, it would mean more people can see it, and my friend could get the help she needs. Anything you could do would be amazingly appreciated.
Just to press my luck farther, @therealjacksepticeye and @markiplier, if you guys could lend any support, We would both be unimaginably grateful.
Hello, my name is Danica and my cat Tiger really needs your help.
Last Tuesday Tiger became very sick and was acting strange and after several vet visits, we discovered he had accumulated a wad of hair in his stomach and developed pancreatitis. He’s already undergone 2 surgeries and has been under 24-hour watch at a specialty vet but the costs are much higher than we’d thought and we’re doing our best to make ends meet but the longer he stays for the surveillance he needs to recover, the more difficult it is. Tiger is my life. He’s my sunshine and he’s saved me so many times. When I cry he runs to my side and on the days I don’t feel like life is worth living and it’s not worth getting out of bed he’s always beside me. I don’t know what I would do without him or where I would be, and I would do anything to help him like he’s helped me. All funds would go to his hospital bills and treatments. We’ve made due with what we could but the numbers are increasing on the daily for help he desperately needs. So all donations will go to pay off his costs over the last few days and any future costs. I’ve set the goal lower than the current costs I need to pay for any overflow will still be going to help him. As for anyone reading this and offering their help with either a donation or a share, I would be forever grateful, it would truly be a blessing and any and all help would be appreciated. It would really mean so much to me I would be eternally grateful if you could help me save my cat.
How do you think I got so many
Rules for meeting a dog:
1) be cool
2) pet it
3) do not steal it
4) stop running from the owner
5) put it down
6) this isn’t worth jail time
Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood
My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises. My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr:
with each update @staff brings this hellsite one step closer to ms paint
Why would I ever not want these played like this?
Can this be the soundtrack to my life please?
This is the power I strive to hold
this is iconic
Come get this dick-fil-a
Said I was Earth-Shaker. I can live with having earthquake powers, sure
this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed
I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny
It’s both funny and educational
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
He knows what the queen really wants
A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
You guys don’t understand how seriously I take Uno
Important! Let’s help Tyler!
Tyler is looking to accomplish his mom’s bucket list.
Watch video here: https://youtu.be/Iug57dXNoJQ
He recently made a video explaining that his mom was just diagnosed with a rare form of cancer that is highly aggressive. All he wants to do is help complete her bucket list and spend as much time as he possibly can with her. He asks that we just share this video to help make that happen
If you don’t know, Tyler is also someone who is all about spreading love and positivity. He uses his phrase SmileAlways to do so much like we have done with PMA.
As a community we can help Tyler accomplish this. Please spread his video out as much as you can or reblog this. Anything to help this man out. He is so deserving of being able to do this for his mom and I know as a community we can do that.
Sorry the tags aren’t completely in line with the subject matter but this is important as he is a friend of Mark, Seán, and Ethan.
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
It’s important to know how to defend yourself. Stay safe
Rape Escape
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
Just cause I’m curious to see what happens
Everyone who reblogs this will get a picture of Tom Holland in their inbox
(have submissions open)
I’m so glad I’ve finally found this
hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
This is my favorite version of this meme yet
memeforce
This girl is my rogue idol. I pray to one day be as slick as her
When Fortnite calls
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
MO7326
What’s your android model #?
Take your birth year (eg 1992)
Multiply it by your birth month (1992 x 09 = 17928)
Then divide by your birth day (17928 / 18 = 996)
Then take the first letter of your first name (eg A)
The second letter of your middle name (eg R)
And then put it all together!
I got AR996! :)
I NEED LIKE TWELVE OF THEM
IT’S NAME IS FLOP
Me: *a college student who views himself as intelligent*
Also me: *ocassionally forgets to breath*
reblog if u want a female black gay muslim link