SHE’D FINALLY BE ABLE TO HAVE A CONVERSATION IN HER NATIVE LANGUAGE, SHE’D FINALLY BE ABLE TO GET

I need more Captain Marvel (Shazam) content where all the gods treat him like their baby nephew/baby cousin.

Like I’m talking pinched cheeks, hair ruffling, picking him up under his armpits like a cat, cooing, excessive gifts (but since they are all old as shit as well as literal gods it’s stuff like solid gold bars, little wooden toys, ceremonial daggers and a goat that one time).

It happens both when he’s Billy Batson and when he’s Captain Marvel.

So imagine the JL seeing their heaviest hitter and brick wall of a man having his cheeks pinched and him being swung and dangled around like a rag doll by these 10ft tall gods that came outta nowhere.

If Tumblr goes down, just draw a summoning circle on the ground, I’ll figure it out from there.

Reblog if you, too, greatly desire a hot dog

All the Batkids ended up dog piling on her just to keep her in bed. Team effort

Alfred sends Cass to forcibly take out wrangle anyone refusing to take a much-needed sick day.

The Batfam draws straws and sets up bets to decide how many people will try and take down Cass when she's got pneumonia.

When you become a fan of other superheroes, like Batman, Superman, WW, or any other, it goes like this:

A lot of lore learning, a lot of admiring, a lot of SIMPING, before you either move onto another hero, or just stay there and have fun.

But when you’re a Captain Marvel fan? Ma’am’s, sirs; and anyone else, you are now a PARENT. You are now responsible for the wellbeing of the champion of Magic. You are now obligated to make sure he gets a full nights rest. I’m talking around the clock observation.

Headcanon that the wizard Shazam likes trashy reality TV shows cause what else is he gonna do when sitting around at the Rock of Eternity all day and night as a ghost

Gaze upon your Superman and weep

Not where you grew up. Not where you’ll be living soon. Where you’re living right now.

Headcanon that all the Vazquez kids are notorious for using Freddy’s crutch to hit bullies.

Billy, Eugene, Mary, and Freddy himself have all definitely done it (more than once)

But you know you’ve really fucked up when Darla or Pedro are coming at you with that freaking crutch