POV: you see your coworker —who is basically had all the sunshine in the world packed into the body of a buff dude— get so incredibly rage filled when he saw some random civilians being taken hostage that the villain’s entire fortified base was destroyed in a matter of booming lighting filled minutes. And then once your coworker’s eyes stop glowing from pure rage, he rushes over to these civilians and starts to cry from overwhelming relief.
And you think, oh, okay, those are his kids! But no, you hear in his worried babbling this fully grown man calling the little girl “sis” as the two kids are trying to reassure him while they look completely unfazed by the entire situation
I need more fics where the JL witness Captain Marvel (Shazam) get angry for the first time.
Like that dude would be absolutely terrifying.
Imagine, JL are on the regular mission and suddenly it’s revealed that the villain has two kids tied up and gagged as hostages (Freddy and Mary)
And the JL don’t even get to react before lightning starts to crackle off of the Captain and his eyes are practically glowing. And this dude just starts absolutely TEARING through every defence almost as fast as the flash and with more strength than superman. And if it weren’t for his morals you know he’d kill the villain on the spot just for laying a finger on his family.
So JL are just standing still in shock as Captain Marvel’s rage turns off immediately as soon as he’s with those random kids, bonus points if he’s on the verge of tears of relief that they are okay.
I’ve been thinking about the “turned into children” trope that we batfam enjoyers love, and one that I really like is the justice league turning into children. Bruce from before his parents died (see: a little piece of shit), Diana from before she learned about the outside world (see: really confused bc men??), Oliver at 15 (see: also little shit but for entirely different reasons) and so on and so forth… BUT then we have captain marvel who’s already technically a child, so I present you the idea:
Billy doesn’t turn into a child, and stays in his adult form. He has to take care of the league, because the world can’t know that they’re children (duh), but he’s having a really hard time seeing as he’s also a child. No one questions why he’s not a child, because you know, they’re not league yet. But once they’ve transformed back (they keep their memories), they start running tests (both magical and scientific) on him to find out why he it didn’t effect him, but find NOTHING. In the end they deem that maybe captain marvel is just immune to reverse aging spells.
And this is where I present to you yet ANOTHER idea:
One day one of them (whoever you like) sees billy transform and assumes he was hit with a reverse aging spell. Cue Billy having to dodge actually explaining how he’s a real child and why the reverse aging spell didn’t work on him
Cassandra’s weekly training regimen, according to David Cain.
Mallet Mash Monday.
Tomahawk Toss Tuesday.
Waterboard Wednesday.
Throat Punch Thursday.
Firearm Friday.
Stab the baby Saturday.
Slice the baby Sunday, dual swords for everyone but the baby.
WFA Duke edits with things I think he should have said!!! BIG thank you to @stephexmachina for helping edit these 💖💖💖💖.
Superman, in the middle of a battle: *gets hit by a shard of kryptonite*
Batman: *grabs the shard and hands it to Captain Marvel*
Batman: “Captain! Get rid of this, quickly!”
Captain Marvel: *panics and eats the kryptonite*
Batman:
Captain Marvel:
Superman:
Captain Marvel: “I PANICKED OKAY???”
Superman: “SO YOUR FIRST THOUGHT WAS TO EAT IT???”
Batman: “Please tell me you don’t often eat things to get rid of them…”
Captain Marvel:
Captain Marvel: *turns around and flies back into battle*
her ass is not listening
whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely
i made this anon in spore [2008]
next time show your face
He's so sillyyy
on her way to spoil your crimes (don't commit any)
nightwing | red hood | batgirl | red robin | robin | signal
Very quick Steph doodle though y’all would appreciate
She/HerAutistic, queer, and (according to all the unfinished fics in my docs) an aspiring fanfic author!
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