Hoffman's Car

God, but Steph studying medicine isn't nearly talked about enough. Imagine her taking over Leslie's clinic after she retires (what? Is she gonna still be running the place when Damian's grown up). Bruce, who has always wanted one of his kids to go to college learns she is, and is studying the same subject his father did. Except not his kid, because he kinda blew that didn't he? But Steph has always had a standing invitation to any Wayne Gala's and now he always introduces her and mentions her degree and she gets to take time off patrols for her studies and he's always super interested in hearing her talk about it all-

And Steph finds it super weird that he's suddenly engaging with her more than he ever did.

Its insane and hilarious how much this image makes Batman fanboys so angry.

The fact that cluemaster was created before babs is crazy to me

I’d read that

so i was thinking about how bruce and ollie have the reputations of being the most dad-guys of the jla (although technically clark might have more than ollie depending on how you cut it) and i was thinking about doing of fic of them arguing over who should get custody of billy before roy decides fuck this and sweeps him up while they're distracted

If THOSE TWO are working TOGETHER? Yeah, the world is ending, pack your shit

The scariest combo in the batfamily is Black Bat with Red Hood,I’m never changing my mind about this.

If I see RED HOOD and BLACK BAT walking towards me, I’m out. I’m turning my gps on,come get me cops.Please come pick me up Commissioner Gordon I’m scared- they are hunting me in a dark alley in which I can’t even see them and my soul is about to leave my body

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

i still stand by my opinion that if they bring back babs as batgirl then they absolutely should bring dick back as robin i don't give a fuck. put that grown ass man in his robin suit every time you erase oracle and babs' journey & growth as a character.

The Captain Marvel Dad AU is literally just Billy not wanting to be adopted SO bad that he mentally adopts everyone else.

And that is so Billy-coded

Like, yeah, you just got adopted by this preteen, but that’s only cause you didn’t adopt him first! You snooze you lose

Billy, talking to a war criminal like Mr Mind: “Hey! Can you please stop that?”

Billy, talking to his siblings after they mildly annoyed him: “do that again and I’ll fucking end you and your bloodline”

Let him have that Cain instinct

Two-Face in court: Hey... (Flips coin, it lands bad.) Mothers and fuckers of the jury.