Toohorny2think - I'm TooHorny2Think So You Can't Be ....but You Can

Major props to those who do this!!!! You are adored!!!

Yah Know now why have Calf when you can have a Cow? Every Real man dreams it's about fantasy Mothers with awesome udders too happy that it's me getting sexually smotherd! Don't care about air when I'm all up in there!

The best sex I’ve ever had was with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”. the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever know is with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN” I am not pussy whipped!. I am BIG ASS. BIG TITTIE BIG ARMS, BIG THIGH WHIPPED but most of all Im BIG Brain WHIPPED. Hear the voices of the many MEN that want to have that BIG experince? No? Thats because your letting all the noise of complainers whiners and NAYSAYERS come to the front of you Mind. I tell you if you was keeping them at the back of your rear thier jaws would drop wide open as you walked away into a tall strong confident smart man’s arms who’s hand just bonded to that beautul round bum.  BELEIVE THAT!

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH

Honey I Found it! Do we hang it down the hallway or in the bedroom?

((((((APLAUSE))))))..BIG Props to the @theropegeek!  My experience has thought me what  my dear Mother always said “if you can’t say something good, probably best not to say anything until you can say something good..  @acurvygirlinpink and ALL the women of Tumbler a big thank you to you for sharing and delving out all of you>>(What you have courageously shared) to US of tumbler. Its the least I can do to just “TYPE” / say THANK YOU!...

all text and layout by me

and to clarify:  i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.

my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight, 

and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.  

-RG

Voting for Bernie Sanders… Democracy at its finest.

Since I can handle (lift) 315lbs. I would consider your body the means to an excellent workout.... Do you like to workout?💪💦

Fat AND sexy! You know that I am 240lbs, right? … I think a lot of people imagine that I am tall. I am not. I am 5'5. My BMI has me in the “grossly obese” catagory…. Yet, I feel great. I feel capable and my body does amazingly awesome things. I feel very fortunate. #loveandlight #honorcurves #effyourbeautystandards #plusmodel #bathingsuit #bikini #plusisequal Bikini from Amazon (do NOT buy it, your boobs WILL fall out in public… Well…. unless that is what you are going for)

. I'm going to try this with Wifey