The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had Was With A “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”. The Most Meaningful Relationship I’ve

The best sex I’ve ever had was with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN”. the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever know is with a “BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMAN” I am not pussy whipped!. I am BIG ASS. BIG TITTIE BIG ARMS, BIG THIGH WHIPPED but most of all Im BIG Brain WHIPPED. Hear the voices of the many MEN that want to have that BIG experince? No? Thats because your letting all the noise of complainers whiners and NAYSAYERS come to the front of you Mind. I tell you if you was keeping them at the back of your rear thier jaws would drop wide open as you walked away into a tall strong confident smart man’s arms who’s hand just bonded to that beautul round bum.  BELEIVE THAT!

For all my plus size girls

- Coconut oil is great for boob sweat

- Essential oils/Deodorant for thigh chafing

- Crop tops? WEAR THAT

- Wanna ride his/her face? Do it. They’re grown. They will find a way to breathe.

- Afraid to have sex with the lights on? Girl, they knew what they signed up for, flaunt them stretch marks. Guarantee you that your confidence will turn them on even more

- Double chin troubles? Search for contouring videos on youtube

- Trouble with confidence? Walk with your shoulders back and your head high, I promise you it works

-Scared to eat in fear of judgment? Please eat, they’re probably not paying you any attention and if they are? Fuck em

- Worried about if you could get away with wearing that? Well I’m telling you that you CAN

And last but not least important, ALWAYS remember:

-YOU FUCKING PRETTY, BITCH

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4 years ago

This man surely does! Yes please!

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2 years ago

Thinking there are a few gents that might just benefit from this bit of wisdom…. Then again I could be wrong. The originator’s account was deactivated but don’t let this (my opinion) valuable piece of wisdom fall to the memory of dissidence

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and to clarify:  i’m well aware that the women of tumblr are more than capable of speaking for themselves.

my hope was merely to take what I understand about their plight, 

and present it in a concise/humorous fashion with the hope of getting that message to more people.  

-RG


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8 years ago

Yah Know now why have Calf when you can have a Cow? Every Real man dreams it's about fantasy Mothers with awesome udders too happy that it's me getting sexually smotherd! Don't care about air when I'm all up in there!

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8 years ago

Since I can handle (lift) 315lbs. I would consider your body the means to an excellent workout.... Do you like to workout?💪💦

Fat AND Sexy! You Know That I Am 240lbs, Right? … I Think A Lot Of People Imagine That I Am Tall. I

Fat AND sexy! You know that I am 240lbs, right? … I think a lot of people imagine that I am tall. I am not. I am 5'5. My BMI has me in the “grossly obese” catagory…. Yet, I feel great. I feel capable and my body does amazingly awesome things. I feel very fortunate. #loveandlight #honorcurves #effyourbeautystandards #plusmodel #bathingsuit #bikini #plusisequal Bikini from Amazon (do NOT buy it, your boobs WILL fall out in public… Well…. unless that is what you are going for)

4 years ago

Another nice dream, thank you yes I would!

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2 years ago

Make the Pledge! Sound off WHEN you go over the edge…lol

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