My Face Is Having Uncontrollable Spasms. Great. It Hurts Really, Really, Really Bad.

many centuries down the line they can manage to have a civil enough family game night.

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

MASTERLIST

Part 1 — Temporary Baby Acquisition

Part 2 — HE POUT ????

Part 3 — The Babygirl Agenda: Origins

Part 4 — Stuck in a Bookstore

Part 5 — Dior Bruce Wayne Supremacy

Part 6 — Please Sleep

Part 7 — GALA UNDER ATTACK

Part 8 — Stuck in an Elevator

Part 9 — Bruce Wayne is scared of bats?!

Part 10 — Lex Comes to Town

Part 11 — HIT THE DECK

Part 12 — Career Day in Gotham

Part 13 — Bruce Wayne is GAY????

Part 14 — The 30th Annual Wayne Business Convention

Part 15 — Monday: Puppies!!

Part 16 — Tuesday: Protecc Him

Part 17 — Wednesday: Crafts

Part 18 — Thursday: KIDNAPPED

Part 19 — Friday: The Seminar

Part 20 — Gotham's True Cryptid

Part 21 — Temporary Baby Acquisition II

Part 22 — Valentine's Day <3

Part 23 — "I'm used to it"

Part 24 — Weird Bruce Wayne Pics

Part 25 — Permanent Baby Acquisition

Part 26 — Richard "Dick" Grayson

Part 27 — Who's Batman?

Part 28 — A Baby!!!!

Part 29 — Magical Girl Bruce

Part 30 — A Kid on the Roof

Part 31 — Grounded

Part 32 — Bruce Wayne doesn't blink?!

Part 33 — Gotham Bingo Cards

Part 34 — A Secret Third Thing

Part 35 — Q&A with Bruce Wayne

Part 36 — Bat-Themed Bandaids

Updates Once a Week :)

Very pretty kitty named Ginger I met a few years ago!!

a black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with low white spotting :DD

jason: what do you mean i’m too old for the easter bunny??

bruce: jason, and i cannot stress this enough, you’re a 22 year old crime lord who murders people on the regular

jason: okay? where are my colorful fucking eggs?

I love the concept of Danny just completely forgetting what normal people are supposed to be like, like at first he knows he's a bit fucked up and doesn't blend in, but as time goes on and amity ALSO becomes more fucked up, they all just kinda??? Forget

So you get situations like

Danny: taking a nap during class but he's floating

The rest of the class: damn wish I could sleep that well

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Danny: drinking what is very clearly ectoplasm

The nasty burger waiter that came to take their order: you want a refill on that?

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Danny *talking with Sam and tucked*: so when my parents shot me

Random stranger: your parents shot me too bestie, big mood

Throwing this up and leaving

Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

Reblog if you, ace spectrum or not, would rather have a dragon than sex.

stop resisting, narinder 🧐