Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later
Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”
and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”
and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.
Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
I genuinely can't stand pop psychology I'm not an expert on this stuff but the damage it has done to the general public's understanding of mental health and psychology must be notable. People with low empathy are evil. NPD is The Abuser Disorder. here's how your partner is subconsciously manipulating you. OCD is when you like cleaning. If you ask him a question and he looks away for one second he's lying to you and abusing you. Follow for more dark psychology tips. Letting my intrusive thoughts win and dyeing my hair. I thought this guy was into me I'm so delulu. Anyone who comes to you with their problems is traumadumping and abusive. Anyone who gives you gifts is lovebombing and abusive. Being neurodivergent means Liking Things. Neurotypicals don't like things. They are empty shells without feelings. Neurodivergent means ADHD or ASD. What, BPD? Schizophrenia?? That's not very quirky or fun. And that's what neurodivergent means. That's just weird. Being mentally ill isn't an excuse to be weird. Only Evil People manipulate and abuse. There are certain people who Are Evil by nature (people with NPD) and they Will abuse you. Loving someone means it's impossible to abuse them only Evil People Who Hate You are abusive. Have I mentioned that people with NPD are evil. I really want to drive that home
Porfiry: I know what you did.
Raskolnikov: You don’t know anything about me.
Porfiry: I read your article.
Raskolnikov: What article?
Porfiry: You know which one.
Raskolnikov: I-
Poor Razumikhin, who just wanted to help his friend find his pawned off family watch:
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Gortash: what were you and your butler prattling about?
Durge: oh, it was mostly sceleritas. But he mentioned you.
Gortash: great. What does he want?
Durge: nothing important. Just wants us to cease all communication with each other.
Gortash: for what reason?
Durge: does it matter?
Gortash: absolutely.
Durge: he believes you're getting in the way of my duties. Moreover, you're a baneite.
Gortash: he wants us to separate ways because I worship bane?
Durge: and because you're an intrusion. But of course.
Gortash: he serves you, why is he ordering you around?
Durge: he is not.
Gortash: yes he is.
Durge: he is just making sure I fulfill my duties, father doesn't look on favour of disappointment.
Sceleritas: that is correct milady, your father wants the best for you, and so do I.
Gortash: gods, were you here this whole time?
Sceleritas: milady, would you not so kindly tell the banite that I do not converse with worshippers of your father's foes.
Durge: he can hear you fel, you're right next to him.
Sceleritas: I see that, I simply refuse to acknowledge him.
Gortash: your butler is unpleasant.
Sceleritas: your inscrutable countenance makes me want to vomit my insides into the bucket of bhaal.
Gortash: so you finally acknowledge me.
Sceleritas: master, I beg of you, slay the tyrant.
Durge: we need him fel.
Sceleritas: there are innumerable amounts of banites, eradicate him, and i would be so proud.
Gortash: kill him, he called me ugly.
Sceleritas: did I stutter?
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle