A horny Wei Wuxian masturbates with the stuffed rabbit that Lan Wangji won for him at the fair. Lan Wangji comes back from a lecture and catches him.
or alternatively, Wei Wuxian is a pining Uni student and Lan Wangji's arms make him really horny.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22407442
Oh actually before I go to bed, have some sketches from earlier today that I forgot about
I would give you anything for that smile alone, he thought.
“thank you dan mora” we all say in unison
𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman)
𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, SuperBat
𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 7,309
𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman), SuperBat, Bruce/Clark, Pattinson!Batman, Corenswet!Superman, Office Sex, Shameless Smut, Top Clark Kent, Bottom Bruce Wayne
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: NSFW, Smut
When billionaire Bruce Wayne arrives at the Daily Planet for a scheduled interview, Clark Kent expects another formal exchange of words. What he gets instead is a slow-burn collision of tension, heat, and control that spills far beyond professionalism — behind glass walls and above the city, desire takes over, and by the end of it, Clark knows one thing for certain: once will never be enough. Was inspired by my own post!
Clark has a memory etched into his mind of Bruce with his smudged black eyeshadow and big blue eyes and sweaty damp hair after patrol (a state he's only ever seen him in twice) and ever since the cowl got the upgrade with the blank white lenses (five years ago) he's been mourning the loss of that post mission look and silently seething, praying for the eyeliner to make a comeback.
At no point in this has he considered his feelings for Bruce might be a bit more than platonic
superbat might not be everyone's cup of tea but you have to admit "person who wears glasses as their secret identity but doesn't need them" and "person who avoids wearing glasses until they absolutely have to" is a hilarious dynamic for a relationship.
We could have had angsty Bruce x flirty Clark