Tosoii

After Bruce took Dick under his care, he actually stopped wasting time on any casual relationships - it seemed inconceivable when a little traumatized boy with unrestrained aggression and a desire to commit a capital murder was waiting for him at home. But after a few years, he thought, to hell with it, he deserved one night of good old fun. So he went to this gala concert in his best outfit, having previously arranged with Alfred to take Dick out for a short hike so that the mansion would be free during the night. And when he started looking for his "victim", he came across this charming reporter, all screaming Mr. Awkward with the broadest shoulders known to a man, and hands as warm as his smile, and Bruce, of course, takes him home. And everything goes great, only Dick returns earlier than Bruce expected, and enters his bedroom as usual without knocking.

Dick: hey B look i collected a whole basket of mushro— SUPERMAN??

Bruce, still half asleep, barely covering himself with a blanket: what

Dick: WHY IS THERE SUPERMAN IN YOUR BED.

Clark, without his glasses, his hair is combed back from the position of his head on the pillow: um

Bruce, already embarrassed and feeling like he'd failed as a guardian by letting Dick catch him the morning after: Dick what are you talking about, it's just some—

Bruce, turning to face Clark:

Bruce, paling:

Dick: THIS IS THE SUPERMAN YOU DICKHEAD WHAT IS HE DOING IN YOUR BED WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM—

Bruce: i... i don't know how to answer that

Dick, almost crying: DID YOU MAKE LOVE TO HIM WITHOUT TELLING ME—

Kimono #superbat

(Not yakuza. They are just visiting Japan together. )

𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑺 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑶𝑵𝑬-𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑻

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman)

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, SuperBat

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 7,309

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman), SuperBat, Bruce/Clark, Pattinson!Batman, Corenswet!Superman, Office Sex, Shameless Smut, Top Clark Kent, Bottom Bruce Wayne

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: NSFW, Smut

𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑺 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑶𝑵𝑬-𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑻

When billionaire Bruce Wayne arrives at the Daily Planet for a scheduled interview, Clark Kent expects another formal exchange of words. What he gets instead is a slow-burn collision of tension, heat, and control that spills far beyond professionalism — behind glass walls and above the city, desire takes over, and by the end of it, Clark knows one thing for certain: once will never be enough. Was inspired by my own post!

Clark has a memory etched into his mind of Bruce with his smudged black eyeshadow and big blue eyes and sweaty damp hair after patrol (a state he's only ever seen him in twice) and ever since the cowl got the upgrade with the blank white lenses (five years ago) he's been mourning the loss of that post mission look and silently seething, praying for the eyeliner to make a comeback.

At no point in this has he considered his feelings for Bruce might be a bit more than platonic

I would give you anything for that smile alone, he thought.

The Touch of Your Fingertips

A horny Wei Wuxian masturbates with the stuffed rabbit that Lan Wangji won for him at the fair. Lan Wangji comes back from a lecture and catches him.

or alternatively, Wei Wuxian is a pining Uni student and Lan Wangji's arms make him really horny.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22407442

this is me trying

Wei Wuxian wants to work things out with his husband but doesn't know how, not until he has a conversation with a stranger at a bar with a free glass of whiskey, that he doesn't drink.

sequel to 'tolerate it'

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29141091

You Just Made Me Trip, Fall and Land on Your Lap (I Look So Damn Good On You)

Lan Wangji tries to hide his feelings and the thoughts he has about Wei Wuxian but after a conversation with Nie Huaisang, he wonders how long he's going to be able to hide these feelings and thoughts of Wei Wuxian.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/23719915

Oh actually before I go to bed, have some sketches from earlier today that I forgot about

Strawberry On Your Lips

Wei Wuxian has feelings for Lan Wangji, but the problem is they're friends with benefits. True, they've never agreed that it was no strings attatched, it just happened, but there's always an unposken rule about these kinds of things. Don't fall in love. Too bad, Wei Wuxian fucked up and fell in love. Now, he doesn't know what to do with himself.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25072213