Kimono #superbat
(Not yakuza. They are just visiting Japan together. )
A horny Wei Wuxian masturbates with the stuffed rabbit that Lan Wangji won for him at the fair. Lan Wangji comes back from a lecture and catches him.
or alternatively, Wei Wuxian is a pining Uni student and Lan Wangji's arms make him really horny.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22407442
We could have had angsty Bruce x flirty Clark
Ok, so who was going to tell me that robins (the birds) represent grief and are seen as visits from passed on loved ones. Cus I just found that out. And I feel like I should be compensated for the angst of this little "fun" fact.
Lan Wangji tries to hide his feelings and the thoughts he has about Wei Wuxian but after a conversation with Nie Huaisang, he wonders how long he's going to be able to hide these feelings and thoughts of Wei Wuxian.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/23719915
superbat might not be everyone's cup of tea but you have to admit "person who wears glasses as their secret identity but doesn't need them" and "person who avoids wearing glasses until they absolutely have to" is a hilarious dynamic for a relationship.
Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.
Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."
๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฌ: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman)
๐๐๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ (๐ฌ): Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, SuperBat
๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ: 7,309
๐๐๐ ๐ฌ: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman), SuperBat, Bruce/Clark, Pattinson!Batman, Corenswet!Superman, Office Sex, Shameless Smut, Top Clark Kent, Bottom Bruce Wayne
๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ: NSFW, Smut
When billionaire Bruce Wayne arrives at the Daily Planet for a scheduled interview, Clark Kent expects another formal exchange of words. What he gets instead is a slow-burn collision of tension, heat, and control that spills far beyond professionalism โ behind glass walls and above the city, desire takes over, and by the end of it, Clark knows one thing for certain: once will never be enough. Was inspired by my own post!
โthank you dan moraโ we all say in unison
my eyes are open