This Is Me Trying

The Touch of Your Fingertips

A horny Wei Wuxian masturbates with the stuffed rabbit that Lan Wangji won for him at the fair. Lan Wangji comes back from a lecture and catches him.

or alternatively, Wei Wuxian is a pining Uni student and Lan Wangji's arms make him really horny.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22407442

I would give you anything for that smile alone, he thought.

𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑺 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑶𝑵𝑬-𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑻

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman)

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠(𝐬): Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, SuperBat

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 7,309

𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐬: Bruce Wayne (The Batman) , Clark Kent (Superman), SuperBat, Bruce/Clark, Pattinson!Batman, Corenswet!Superman, Office Sex, Shameless Smut, Top Clark Kent, Bottom Bruce Wayne

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: NSFW, Smut

𝑨𝑭𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑯𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑺 // 𝑺𝑼𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑩𝑨𝑻 𝑶𝑵𝑬-𝑺𝑯𝑶𝑻

When billionaire Bruce Wayne arrives at the Daily Planet for a scheduled interview, Clark Kent expects another formal exchange of words. What he gets instead is a slow-burn collision of tension, heat, and control that spills far beyond professionalism — behind glass walls and above the city, desire takes over, and by the end of it, Clark knows one thing for certain: once will never be enough. Was inspired by my own post!

We could have had angsty Bruce x flirty Clark

Kimono #superbat

(Not yakuza. They are just visiting Japan together. )

superbat might not be everyone's cup of tea but you have to admit "person who wears glasses as their secret identity but doesn't need them" and "person who avoids wearing glasses until they absolutely have to" is a hilarious dynamic for a relationship.

He Calls Me "My Lord"

Lan Wangji does not frequent balls often, but when he does, he meets the seductive Wei Wuxian. What happens after is a secret to be kept behind doors.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27564145

Ok, so who was going to tell me that robins (the birds) represent grief and are seen as visits from passed on loved ones. Cus I just found that out. And I feel like I should be compensated for the angst of this little "fun" fact.

Clark has a memory etched into his mind of Bruce with his smudged black eyeshadow and big blue eyes and sweaty damp hair after patrol (a state he's only ever seen him in twice) and ever since the cowl got the upgrade with the blank white lenses (five years ago) he's been mourning the loss of that post mission look and silently seething, praying for the eyeliner to make a comeback.

At no point in this has he considered his feelings for Bruce might be a bit more than platonic

this is going to consume me i think

theyre never going to know each other. theyll never interact. two of my favourite interpretations and imo two of the best to exist. and i will never get to see them on the same screen 💔