Love How Ford And Bill Bicker Like An Old Divorced Couple

Love how Ford and Bill bicker like an old divorced couple

Ford said, "I wrote about it in... my first journal..." 

"Ah," Bill said. "You mean the incinerated one." He said it so coolly, like he wasn't the one who incinerated it.

"Actually," Mabel said, "after everything went back to normal, Grunkle Ford's journals got un-incinerated!"

Bill made a poor show of trying not to look surprised. "You don't say."

"Yeah, good as new! They regrew their torn pages and everything," Mabel said. "And... then we kinda chucked them into the bottomless pit."

Bill cracked up, kicking out a foot in mirth. "You what?! You idiots, don't you know you had an invaluable occult encyclopedia in your hands? The second journal alone was the most important human grimoire of the last five hundred years!"

Ford was too irritated to be flattered. What business did Bill have mocking him, thirty seconds ago Bill had thought he was the one who destroyed the journals. Ford snapped, "I didn't want to keep anything you'd tainted."

He was gratified by how fast Bill stopped laughing. "Then burn down your shack and lobotomize your hippocampus," Bill muttered.

He's like, three seconds away from rubbing his hands on Ford's face and saying "Now you have my cooties. Kill yourself."

Two chapters ago he told Ford he wanted to be friends again.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago
1 year ago

When I say Bill can't remember Dipper's name, this is in the outline for a future chapter:

HEY UH uh uhhh uhhhhhhh MABEL'S BROTHER? NAME?? What's his name, it's the same length as Mabel's and it starts with the same letters, MARIO? MATTY? MAGNI? MABON? Isn't it Mabon? That sounds right, he's sure it was Mabon. IT'S REALLY PETTY OF YOU TO IGNORE BILL UNTIL HE GETS YOUR NAME RIGHT, MABON. No wait he went by a nickname, what was his nickname. It was a constellation. ORION? No. TRIANGULUM? Bill would remember if it was Triangulum. What's his sign, VIRGO?? CMON KID

[a worrying amount of time later:]

Meanwhile bill in the bathroom is doodling his zodiac on the mirror in toothpaste and going symbol by symbol "okay that one's Wendy, that's Gideon, that's Mabel— PINE TREE!" smacks the sink triumphantly. "YOUR NAME'S PINE TREE! STOP IGNORING ME, WHERE ARE YOU! ... maybe he IS out."

He forgets Dipper's name so hard that when Dipper stops wearing his cap Bill doesn't even remember which zodiac symbol he is

8 months ago

rhis is literallt ao cool

Here are some sneak peaks of the @tenyearsofbillcipher zine I got to participate in! The first ever sketch I made, a more detailed WIP and even some small parts of the finished piece ;)

Here‘s the shop if you‘d like to see the full image, the art of many more incredible artists, amazing writers and even merch!! : https://10yearsofbillcipher.bigcartel.com/

Can you figure out where the finished parts belong? :)

Here Are Some Sneak Peaks Of The @tenyearsofbillcipher Zine I Got To Participate In! The First Ever Sketch
Here Are Some Sneak Peaks Of The @tenyearsofbillcipher Zine I Got To Participate In! The First Ever Sketch
Here Are Some Sneak Peaks Of The @tenyearsofbillcipher Zine I Got To Participate In! The First Ever Sketch
Here Are Some Sneak Peaks Of The @tenyearsofbillcipher Zine I Got To Participate In! The First Ever Sketch
Here Are Some Sneak Peaks Of The @tenyearsofbillcipher Zine I Got To Participate In! The First Ever Sketch

Fun fact: according to ibisPaint this art piece took me 72 hours and 31 minutes to make! That time being the total amount of time the canvas was open :)


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1 year ago
Me While I Was Still Figuring Out How To Draw Alastor :P
Me While I Was Still Figuring Out How To Draw Alastor :P
Me While I Was Still Figuring Out How To Draw Alastor :P
Me While I Was Still Figuring Out How To Draw Alastor :P
Me While I Was Still Figuring Out How To Draw Alastor :P

me while i was still figuring out how to draw Alastor :P


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1 year ago

bill doodle sneak also i got more if yall wanr

Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
Bill Doodle Sneak Also I Got More If Yall Wanr
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LOOK IT’S ME

LOOK IT’S ME

START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)

8 months ago

Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚

🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.

Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.

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1 year ago
About A Week Ago I Posted This.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

and my personal favorite

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

About A Week Ago I Posted This.

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

1 year ago
I Am So Spiteful That Bill And Wheatley Lost To Reigen And Nagito So Eat This Shitpost I Made To Make

I am so spiteful that Bill and Wheatley lost to Reigen and Nagito so eat this shitpost i made to make myself feel better 😭


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