Toughpatooties-blog - Akchsjssb

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

I NEED THIS

me before making an impulsive decision i’ll ultimately regret later:

there is one rat for every person in new york city

if you live in new york city then one day, when you die, your personal rat will appear and lead you to the underworld 

tfw you know your complaining is annoying everyone so you gotta decide if it’s worth it to vent a little