Toughpatooties-blog - Akchsjssb

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

me crawling through any ancient ruin or dungeon in any video game ever: who lit these candles

holy fuck

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: do i know u

Me: [replaces the word ‘eat’ with ‘vore’ to annoy my friends]

nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes

ok we're settling this discourse right now

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza - mint ice cream / mint chocolate - ketchup in mac n’ cheese - fries dipped in ice cream

when you wanna talk about that thing you’re obsessed with but you already said a lot about it and don’t wanna be annoying